Justin Schuster

Diego Simeone at home with a two goal lead against Barca is going to look like the straight of Hormuz times Eighty Billion

@navethoughts @MurrayHillGuy1 Fell for the rage bait. We have to be better than this

@MurrayHillGuy1 Doubling down to make yourself look like an even bigger piece of shit loser LMAO

We all know this guy. He’s got "He/Him" in his bio right next to a link for his failed SoundCloud, and spends 40 minutes explaining why "positionless basketball" is a metaphor for late-stage capitalism to a girl who just wanted to watch the Knicks. That’s the look of a woman realizing she’s dating a guy who wears a vintage sweatshirt from a thrift store and uses the word "visceral" to describe a layup. Every man dreams of finding the beautiful mid like this to match his unique quirks and listen to his weird takes on life

Kirk Cousins agent

Nothing better than a successful tank-off. Literally nothing

Ball Knower

Unc still got it 😉

Mo Salah sadly

VALVERDE

Erik Spoelstra will not see heaven

Can Messi introduce Maxx Crosby to Baltimore tonight. I would give anything for that

Sinister vibes

West Ham Bournemouth was the most exciting 0-0 of all time

His overthrows might set off the iron dome 💀

Ram for life! 🐏 Congratulations to Jason Smith on being inducted into the 2025 Colorado State Athletics Ring of Honor! 👏 #Relentless x #CSURams

Imagine getting traded for a 2032 second round pick.

That 2017 Lonzo and Lavar run

BREAKING: The Dallas Mavericks are trading 10-time NBA All-Star Anthony Davis, Jaden Hardy, D'Angelo Russell and Dante Exum to the Washington Wizards for Khris Middleton, AJ Johnson, Malaki Branham, Marvin Bagley III, 2 first-round picks and 3 second-rounders, sources tell ESPN.

Tre Johnson to Steph Curry