Sekemi💙/ MUA in lagos.💄

@TobiDaGreatest @wemabank @alat_ng @wemabank

Fellow Nigerians, Please come to the aid of Mr Lawal ISA Aremu , A 51 Year Old Aluminum Fabricator and Customer of @wemabank @alat_ng Who Woke up this morning to Series of Debit Alerts 🚨 running to N25,000,000 ( Twenty Five Million Naira) Purportedly transferred to “Gumel Provison Store” . He’s Devastated at the moment. He neither has a smart phone nor a Bank App linked to the account. He uses a Small itel “Palasa” phone, Thats where the sim linked to the account is and it’s the same phone he uses for USSD transactions Only. Where do we go? Who do we run to? @cenbank @fccpcnigeria @fijnigeria

@AjaegbuChike @kenkenlewu Who be this?

@kenkenlewu Her ego will likely keep her single for a long time. Some things are simple tests, and many fail just to flame their already bloated egos

My friend went to visit her future mother-in-law last weekend… and came back single. The woman cooked their local food, but my friend couldn’t eat it. So she told her, “Go to the kitchen and make something for yourself.” My friend boiled Indomie and wanted to fry 2 eggs. Immediately the woman saw it, she shouted; “Two eggs for one Indomie? Is that how you eat in your fàther’s house? We don’t waste food like that here! Things are expensive!” The woman removed one egg. My friend quietly trashed the food, and left. Her boyfriend called her later. She said, “I can’t marry into a family that counts eggs like this.” He replied, “My mum is only trying to train you to be a good home manager.” Few minutes later… He called back, angry: “Why did you send 10 crates of eggs to my mum? Are you trying to insult her?” My friend said: “She can call me if she needs more.” Relationship scattered!

@stanrule242 @riittaaje Lesson learnt, you say? These men sef.🤣

@riittaaje This is so heartbreaking, you acted maturedly not to create a scene. Lessons learnt- Always inform your partner before visiting before you are introduced as cousin or sister and listening to Shake your Bum Bum by Timaya all night. Hope you have healed

I didn't cohabit exactly, but I visited him without calling. There, I met a mature lady cooking. That was the first time I ate native rice with stockfish. Anyway, he told her I was his cousin visiting from school, even though I was already working, not schooling. I slept in the living room, and they definitely enjoyed themselves that night while I lay on the couch in the living room listening to "Uyo Meyo" by Teni and crying. She made breakfast the next morning, I ate shamelessly, and then I left. I've never been able to share this with anyone until today. Fear men... Run from men... Avoid men...

@ekitistategov @ekitistategov

🚨OMAH LAY UNVEILS HIS NEW LOOK🤩

If you have seen the movie "HAQ" you will understand the significance of this scene.. !!

@Nasir1on1 @Faridatu001 People like you are the ones who see women as tools to be played with. I hope you’re not your wife biggest mistake. “Not all battles are worth fighting” God forbid the kinds of you.

@Faridatu001 Not all battles are worth fighting. Just cuz he married someone else? Was she maltreated? She blew the thing out of proportion and countered the male ego: a decision much contrary to the patriarchal Indian society.

@DJ_TUNEZ @Obacruze You’re so dumb.

SHANK CALL ME! @Obacruze 🤣❤️

In a sovereign state, armed terrorists are waiting on public roads, waiting to lay siege. They are even bold enough to post unmasked videos of themselves on social media.

New record: Largest serving of Nigerian style jollof rice - 8,780 kg (19,356 lb 9 oz) achieved by Hilda Baci and Gino in Victoria Island, Lagos, Nigeria 🇳🇬

Ifeanyi David Adedeji Adeleke RIP LEGEND !!

When you listen to Buju, you know he was properly educated.

@chiefEjikeobi @jsewenmi @jon_d_doe You people are dull ooo, nawa

@jsewenmi @jon_d_doe You Don't think he may have discussed it with the wife and the wife suggested agba

Some days ago, a street neighbor met me to narrate how his kids were sent back from school because of incomplete school fees. He wanted a loan from me. But I told him I'll give him free, & that he should give me his account number. He gave me his wife's account number. End.

Six years ago, my father worked as a ride vendor in Lagos and he got shot while he was closing an offline trip in the evening. I was in my last year of secondary school and sitting for WASSCE at the time.

This is the Davido I fell in love with. PAY EVIL WITH EVIL

Anybody wey do me bad go collect this year one by one just Dey watch … e don start already 😂

If I did a campaign for @FanMilkNigeria

@abefe_pappykris @jon_d_doe I forbid you, in every women’s life. you ugly slave master.

@jon_d_doe They say all these things online to play into the coven. My ex as a two weeks girlfriend use to serve me while kneeling, fetch water in the bowl despite having a watch hand basin in the dining. I told her to stop cause it’s seems perforative to me. Just buy her cheap wig!

I saw your post where you wrote that God should take your life, instead of you to kneel to serve your husband food. I just dey pity you. You go tey for your papa house.