Mukuka

On this day, 29th November, 2021, the entire globe watched me, your fault if you didn't 😂😂😂😂 #OldTrafford #UECL #MufcVsVillarreal

@BillEdgarTimes Europe had 14 teams in a 24 team tournament you mean?

Teams at World Cup: 1990: Europe 14, Africa 2 2026: Europe 16, Africa 10

@AJENews A war he started

BREAKING: The White House said US President Donald Trump would be interested in calling on Arab countries to help pay for the cost of the war.

@BRICSinfo Are Americans this stupid in general?

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 US Secretary of State Marco Rubio demands Iran stop manufacturing drones and missiles used in recent attacks.

@2147mill Come and rent my house you help me pay my mortgage.. I will do all the fixings for you

The average UK mortgage is £200,000 at 5% over 25 years. Total repayment? £350,000. You borrow £200K and pay back £350K. £150,000 straight to the bank. For nothing. Then you pay to fix up the house. Stuff breaks. You pay insurance monthly. Fees when/if you sell the property. And we act like renting is throwing money away. There is a strong argument for renting.

@ShamsCharania & morons think there's an MVP in that squad

The Thunder hold an NBA-best 56-15 record while having had the second-most missed games due to injuries this season, trailing only the Memphis Grizzlies, per ESPN Research. Their lineup of Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, Williams, Lu Dort, Chet Holmgren and Isaiah Hartenstein has played just five games.

Oklahoma City Thunder star Jalen Williams is off the injury report and will return to action on Monday against the Philadelphia 76ers, multiple sources tell ESPN. Williams missed the last 5-plus weeks due to a hamstring strain, and now is back with 11 regular-season games left.

@Dearme2_ POTUS

What's a sign of a very low intelligence?

@Nwayitel0 Your uncle looks guilty as charged

My uncle just got arrested for a crime he didn’t commit. Accused of housebreaking with zero proof... just like that, his life is turned upside down. We’re fighting this. The truth will come out.

@Blesing_Andrew You're comparing salaries at MUFC with Palace, Brighton & Notts??? & those players you mentioned are still on their rookie contracts

❌️ FAN VIEW | Man Utd about to hand Kobbie Mainoo £120k/week? Nah, that's madness. Kobbie is solid but not world-class yet. Compare him to similar young midfielders: ● Elliot Anderson (Forest): £40k/wk ● Adam Wharton (Palace): £35k/wk ●Carlos Baleba (Brighton): ~£14-15k/wk (low end for his tier) Mainoo's good, but not £120k good. United inflating wages again – same old story!

@utdreport @talkSPORT Harry's?

Kobbie Mainoo’s new deal at #mufc is expected to include a base salary of around £120,000 per week [@talkSPORT]

@RisingGemsz Not seen any news about him signing a contract, has he?

It’s been a big day for Kobs. He’s been called up to the England squad and signed a new contract with his boyhood club until 2031. Seeing an academy graduate get his flowers like this is what the club is all about. The 2031 deal isn't just a contract— it’s a statement from the club that he is the cornerstone of everything we’re building toward 2028. He truly deserves these 'little wins' after going six months without a start under Ruben Amorim. Now it's time to lock in and show the world his talent. I'm really happy for him.

@SwedishRumble Morgan Rogers is West Brom & not City?

Who got the best academy in England? Had Greenwood been included -- United's academy would have been at the top. Now it's just 2nd ranked with Chelsea at the top. The complete list: 🔺Chelsea 5 -- Marc Guéhi, Fikayo Tomori, Dominic Solanke, Lewis Hall, Tino Livramento 🔺Man Utd 4 -- Marcus Rashford, Kobbie Mainoo, James Garner, Dean Henderson 🔺Man City 4 -- Phil Foden, Cole Palmer, James Trafford, Nico O’Reilly 🔺Sheffield Utd 4 -- Kyle Walker, Harry Maguire, Dominic Calvert-Lewin, Aaron Ramsdale 🔺Sunderland 2 -- Jordan Pickford, Jordan Henderson 🔺Fulham 2 -- Dan Burn, Djed Spence 🔺Spurs 2 -- Noni Madueke, Harry Kane 🔺Barnsley 1 -- John Stones 🔺Charlton Athletic 1 -- Ezri Konsa 🔺Everton 1 -- Anthony Gordon 🔺Newcastle 1 -- Elliot Anderson 🔺West Ham 1 -- Declan Rice 🔺Birmingham City 1 -- Jude Bellingham 🔺West Brom 1 -- Morgan Rogers 🔺Blackburn Rovers 1 -- Adam Wharton 🔺Middlesbrough 1 -- Jason Steele 🔺Queens Park Rangers 1 -- Eberechi Eze 🔺Hull City 1 -- Jarrod Bowen 🔺Liverpool 1 -- Jarell Quansah 🔺Arsenal 1 -- Bukayo Saka

@benonwine 1. NHS England nurses have uniforms & it don't look anything like this 2. Place don't look like a hospital setup 3. They can't speak their language when they're speaking to each other?

Two NHS nurses fighting each other in a Hospital. That’s very Professional isn’t it! Plus surely you should speak fluent English if you work for the NHS.

@Funexplorer10 @benonwine They're Caribbean you fucking Muppett

@benonwine You left your country in Africa just to go over there to embarrased the entire continent...? Send them back to whereever they came from..

@utdreport @TheAthleticFC Stop updating us about that muppett, let him go quietly...

Borussia Dortmund are interested in re-signing Jadon Sancho permanently [@TheAthleticFC]

@utdsnaps I do not like these Baleba links at all

Manchester United are clearly looking for a specific profile: high intensity, press resistance, directness, energy, and elite ball progression. Talks held with: 🇮🇹 Sandro Tonali 🇨🇲 Carlos Baleba Tonali brings the experience and grit, while Baleba is arguably the most exciting young midfielder in the league right now. Who fits the system better? 👀 Both!

@miki_djan @Blue_Footy You two are morons, who do you thimk will folk out over £70m for that tattoo merchant??

@Blue_Footy Yes i do but i meant £150m cant get us those two together

If somehow Enzo Fernandez leaves Chelsea for £150m, use that money on Anderson and Rogers. 🤔

@Stanli_09 @NoushardMUFC ?????????

@NoushardMUFC He looks like someone who should be a no.10 . He can be Bruno’s backup

Let me hope we will become like Chelsea signing Liam Delap. Joao Gomes looks good in that team but I don’t really see anything special. We should be looking at the best in class, not the cheapest available.

@Kalemba_News You cannot do such intimate assessments without a chaperone.. Good luck to him

Pearl of Health Gynaecologist in sexual misconduct accusation A TOP Gynaecologist at Lusaka's Pearl of Health hospital has found himself at the centre of grave allegations of professional misconduct that involve him attempting to have sex with...kalemba.news/business/pearl…

@MukukaTy I hope you slapped him after you learnt of it

@___Mukuka 😂 I knew after

A LSK baddie cut off one of my friends coz she asked him to be sending her k750 weekly for her to reply to his texts on time and pick up calls She called it “texting subscription” He sent k250 and promised her the rest the morning after lol It’s been 4months now