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Told my girlfriend that mum is deaf so speak loud and slow. Also told mum that my girlfriend is special needs

@ClammyWynette1 Barmy our place 🫣

@____GAZ_____ 🤣

Absolute belter of health and safety at work today, So moving a steel road plate above a live main requires a lifting permit But in the risk assessment.. Very minor movement can be carried out manually,using a 2 man lift. Operatives are to bend knees and keep back straight 🫣🤣

Waking up in the middle of the night is hard on your wallet Bought a pointless car cleaning kit That I probably don't need

@ArcheryTwat Yup it's a ball ache

@____GAZ_____ Oh dear. Have you joined the 3am wide awake club? There's a few of us TBF.

@rwall83060758 @sarcastrix_ There will be a fine issued for that I bet

@____GAZ_____ @sarcastrix_ Councils need to make them - that’s bullshit

So councils (aka the government) are starting to charge utility companies £1200 a day to rent road space for their works This means eventually part of that will get put onto the consumer Water electric and gas rates all going up. Just another tax on the workers

@ThickNorthern @_natmo Gigs cost so much these days

@_natmo £90 for the nearest one to me. Saw them at the piece hall in 24, astounding gig, but at that price I might not bother

Said two men,have to be wearing appropriate PPE What two men can lift and carry a road plate ??? Who makes this fucking shit up ??? Obviously some idiot that has never been on the tools 😩

@Stiffshagger FFS thought they were from Burnley all having 6 fingers

@____GAZ_____ It's grok mate 😂😂😂

You know these students lining up for a jab... When they get to the front they are being signed up for the army.. Teach them cunts 😂😂😂

@Rishistaxreturn Daddies

Todays shameless like harvesting is a cheesy bottomed sausage fest. But you'll never guess which tomato sauce. 😉

@ghost_wales @Mervynsmith13 A hair cut and dye is a few hundred quid FFS

Absolutely disgusting The newspaper reports that the total cost of protecting Carr's identity has allegedly exceeded £2million, with taxpayers footing the bill for her to alter her appearance through cosmetic surgery and thousands of pounds worth of dental treatment, as well as funds to transform her style and hair colour. cornwalllive.com/news/uk-world-…

@sarcastrix_ Why not just lay them 🤣🤣🤣

@____GAZ_____ I appreciate how the repair companies are saving money for us council taxpayers on road repairs. For example saving money on paint 👇🏻 The best bit is the corner off one line. It must have been far harder to paint that 😂 Why this country is doomed in one photo

@rwall83060758 North Yorkshire are the worst council for fining companies ... I've never known anything like them tbh,Wakefield a second closest

@____GAZ_____ Maybe but currently for example North Yorks has almost 6000 miles of roads and charges apply to less than 7%

@rwall83060758 That's how permit roads started,and now they're all permit roads

@____GAZ_____ Why shouldn’t they? The lane rental scheme is only for key routes to ensure the privately owned utility companies work fast to help traffic and minimise disruption.

@Britishfinest21 Britney has let herself go

Jesus fucking christ.....

@SassyStelly I went out the other week and was saying the same, young lads out in clothes I chill in the house with, when I started going clubbing u had to wear a shirt and shoes

are kids / teens today afraid of looking smart . All they own is fucking joggers trainers and t shirts 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

@M11783Mounika @WanderingFister I'm in deep trouble, I get a bonus next month and the government think it's ok to take 40% of it through tax If I put it into my pension my ex wife gets it, don't talk to me about trouble 🤣🤣

@____GAZ_____ @WanderingFister I'm in deep trouble Please send me

Today's.. #WeatherWithGaz