Jordan

Hi my name is Jordan and I love to smile and tattoos and da beach

me coming to arrest you because you stole my heart

Triple H saving Stone Cold Steve Austin from a attack from a fan is one of the reasons why he's so respected by his peers

"Her sister was a witch" My brother in Christ, she wore a crown and she came down in a bubble.

These pants came up on a sponsored ad for me and I can’t stop laughing.

texas chainsaw massacre was so influential than most ppl realize

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me: i’ve stopped taking my antidepressant and i think i’m doing ok my brain:

look it , look it ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ོ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀its freakin bats ོ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀ ⠀ོ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ i love halloween

When I had an abortion, my male military supervisor at the time knew about it. He told the shop I’d be out for surgery and had them put together a get well soon basket with wine, bath bombs, icy hot, a card, candy, and other goodies. I will never, ever, forget that act of care.

you deserve to be treated like the Morticia Addams you are

why is every lil nas x music video so hard. the choreography, the style, the theme, like omg

“we’ll figure it out together” is a love language

“Vaccines are unnatural.” Yeah, so are eye glasses and air travel and surgical anesthesia and scuba diving and air conditioning and purified water and bullets and television and microwaves and shoes.