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After 11 years and 6 seasons, Marinette Dupain-Cheng has finally revealed to her parents that she is Ladybug.

Another Joseph receipt, and it’s the one with the perfume. Surah 12:93-96: Joseph sends his shirt home. And BEFORE the caravan even arrives, Jacob announces: “You may think I am senile, but I certainly SENSE THE SMELL OF JOSEPH.” The shirt is cast on his face, his sight returns. Smelling a son’s scent across the desert. Ginzberg, vol. 2, p. 19: the midrash lovingly describes Joseph’s legendary FRAGRANT body, the scent that clung to him and marked him as special. IT ADDS: HIS SMELL WAS SO STRONG IT AFFECTED ALL OF THE LAND The fragrant-Joseph legend supplies the nose. The Quran supplies the miracle distance. Genesis 45:27 gives you something better than perfume: Jacob, numb with disbelief, sees the WAGONS Joseph sent, physical, ordinary, undeniable evidence, “and the spirit of their father Jacob REVIVED.” it’s not in our Torah. Gets added to the Quran. There’s a clear middleman storyteller.

Muhammad Ali was deceived into Islam. If Muhammad Ali knew Muhammad bought, owned, and sold BLACK slaves, he would've never accepted Islam.

We’ve survived empires. We can survive a comments section.

Fun fact: A man who shows his awarah will get the same exact sin as a woman who shows hers, according to Islam.

Two dai’is approached my evangelism booth. Them: “What’s your strongest argument against Islam?” Me: “Explain the Passover.” Them: “your Torah doesn’t have manuscripts back to Moses.” Me: “I know. We’ll get to that. Now explain the Passover.” Them: “I study archaeological finds and manuscripts I know of the Dead Sea Scrolls, we have oral memorization chains back to Muhammad.” Me: “DUDE JUST EXPLAIN THE PASSOVER.” Them: “I don’t know what it is. You explain it to me.” Me: “…” Me: *breaks down Surah 17:101 and the insane Surah 26:52-60 to them polemically* Them: “You just do this because you hate Islam or what?” Me: “you realize my life was 100x better when I was Muslim and didn’t care to do this right?” Them: “we’ll come back later” 🚨SPOILER: They never came back.

The cycle continues.