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@cantbelosing more chemicals?

@cantbelosing thanks friend

i was built for running but at some point the race has to end

i was eating scrambled eggs and a piece dropped onto my shirt while i was driving and i looked down for a second while pulling up to a red light and accidentally tapped the guy in front of me #FML#evilday

i feel like truck drivers have a special feature in their truck if they dont like u to automatically fling giant pebbles at your windshield

i only look at clouds when im on vacation

@chudledite not as good as 2016

why was 2019 the last good year

whos gonna name their cat hojicha

my niche hobbies include grocery shopping and pumping my gas but only at costco if the line is short

@chudledite @JpgWake u had this locked and loaded

if i was a polite horse

just had so much kbbq my stomach turned into a science experiment perhaps one of those foam volcanos

@horseimage @chudledite is this niche

horse farting for 30 seconds

@chudledite @wolfdetergent hell yea braxton cumberbatch

Now with hats!

transitioning into horse furry or maybe sheep or maybe cow

my heart flutters a bit when randoms like my letterboxd reviews

@chudledite 1. yes i did 2. ur a hater 3. my profile is just slept on🙇‍♂️💯

coining new acronym DTM: doing too much or down to munch, ur choosing

@yunganch how dare one jests at my lineage i spit at u