pikachu
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pikachu
@____testimony
life is beautiful, accept the good and bad as being beautiful.


In all honesty, i wish religion can be eradicated in Nigeria. The concept of religion has done a lot of harm to us and it has separated us from each other.



I went to fix something in Ibadan yesterday. What I thought would be quick ended up taking hours. Then someone sent me an annoying voice note, and I got pissed, I replied with Yoruba insults. After I sent it, the guy I was working with said: “Egbon, e gbo Yoruba le wa n damu mi, gbogbo ona ofun ti n ta mi.” Meaning I can speak Yoruba well and I was stressing him out, his throat was hurting from trying to keep up with me in pidgin. I almost died laughing when he said that 😭🤣 Everyday conversations with guys are usually in pidgin, I didn’t even realize some people don’t understand it at all.


Gold jewelry is a sin, but private jets, mansions, and luxury cars are not a sin? That’s how some religious leaders go around telling family men to sell their land, cars, or houses to serve the Lord and wait for Him to do something even greater. Then those people just become poorer and poorer. Well, it’s not a sin once it’s considered a gift, lol. You will hardly find a religious leader come out and say, ‘This possession was paid for by me.’ It’s always presented as a gift, so the followers don’t feel exploited.


Omo you better fuck now before this world ends. There’s no fucking in heaven


@____testimony Reminds me of what happened to a friend of mine recently, she lost her dad, and her aunt told her that she wants to invite pastors from another town to remove the "spirit of death" from the family compound, and she wanted my friend to pay for everything 😂

Why is Asake responding with Yoruba ffs. That doesn’t look good for the Korty international viewers imo






