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God please, I cannot go through another year feeling stuck. Give me clarity, direction, and the strength to follow through. 🙏🏽

even for jss2 wey i do 20 subjects, life no hard reach this

i be think say na village people dey do me i reach village now, nobody know me

No matter how suya sweet reach, aboki man no fit open by 7am, na akara woman time be that So relax, everything get him own time

They said Obi should match Atiku, USD for USD in the ADC primaries, when nursing schools full everywhere 😂 🤣 🤣

Unfortunately, as you get older, you gradually become less interested in new music and keep going back to the old favorite songs you once loved.

"I regretted voting Obi in 2023" I don't know why you're regretting a decision that hasn't had any effect whatsoever in your life for the last 3 years.

During the Nigerian Civil War, many Igbo people fled cities like Lagos, leaving behind houses and property. Alex Ekwueme (then a young architect) left his house in Apapa. His neighbour, Otunba Subomi Balogun, a banker did not seize the property. Instead, he removed intruders from the house, renovated it and rented it out while Ekwueme was away. He carefully kept all the rent proceeds. When the war ended and Ekwueme returned, Balogun handed back the house to him and gave him a full envelope of all the rent collected Ekwueme was reportedly shocked, because many others lost their properties during that period. About a decade later, Ekwueme became Vice President under President Shehu Shagari (Second Republic, 1979–1983). Subomi Balogun wanted to establish his own bank but faced significant hurdles at the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN). Officials resisted because it was unprecedented for a private Nigerian citizen to own a commercial bank without foreign partners; there were also political suspicions (some alleged he might use it to finance certain politicians). After failing to get traction through official channels, Balogun turned to his old friend. One Sunday after Church Service, he and his wife "cornered" Ekwueme at the Cathedral Church in Marina, Lagos. They physically grabbed Ekwueme and his wife's clothing to get past security and plead their case. Ekwueme listened, reassured him, and instructed him to come to the Federal Executive Council meeting he would preside over (as Shagari was absent). That very Thursday, the Finance Minister called Balogun to confirm that the license had been approved on Ekwueme's instruction. This paved the way for FCMB and reportedly opened doors for other indigenous banks. Balogun later opened an FCMB branch in Ekwueme's hometown of Oko (Anambra State) in continuation of their friendship. We love ourselves, it is the politicians that are dividing us.

oh this was a wake up call…

“I never asked you to” is such a nasty thing to say after benefiting from someone’s time and love.

I took an Excel beginner’s course online, and 30 minutes into the course, I realized that I’ve been lying on all my job applications about being an expert at Excel.

Use that £45 and buy a wireless clipper, call me on FaceTime let me show you how I barb myself every week or less, for free. Disclaimer: you must be BALD.

Tech really changed my life, man. I remember a year ago, I couldn't afford trousers or good clothes, but look at me now. I never chop since morning.

i recently retired at 23. i don’t have money or anything i just don’t feel like working

My hot take is that marriage should be permanent or at least difficult to exit. I don’t get how “till death do us part” can divorce in a week or less. If you can leave at anytime, what’s the difference between that and a regular relationship?

“tinubu has no track record especially when it comes to his person…” - @IdrisZekeriJnr

Which is why I push back against the idea that our social values are warped simply because we are poor. The deeper problem is that good character is not consistently rewarded or respected, and bad character is not reliably shunned or punished.

I told my boyfriend that I didn’t get the promotion and guy just hissed and said “their loss” I thought that was the end of it cos we all know men don’t do emotional stuff But last night his mum called and said “I heard what happened “ and this woman proceeded to tell me how she was overlooked 4 times too.. After the call, I texted him why and he replied “ I didn’t know what to say, but I knew she would” 🥺

We remove him too. The point is not to elect a saint, it is to maintain democratic power within the masses

Na una know why una dey find saint o. We na Competency we dey find.