louise 🎺

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louise 🎺

@___louiseee

she/her - 30s - cat lady - musician - F1 fan

🇬🇧 Katılım Şubat 2012

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louise 🎺@___louiseee·12 May

@ people who share every tedious text post from their Facebook memories every day: no one cared 4 years ago and no one cares now 🤷‍♀️

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louise 🎺@___louiseee·11 Nis

I'm not really interested in going on here anymore but I kinda miss being able to rant into the sort-of-void, I don't have enough followers on blu*sky. I need somewhere people I know irl won't read it but at least *some* people will read it and validate me lmao

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louise 🎺@___louiseee·2 Mar

Shout out to Ollie who works at Leon in Strensham services on the M5 - flattered you think I'm pretty after 5 hours on a coach and barely sleeping for a week 😂 unfortunately I'm married sorry 😂

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louise 🎺@___louiseee·25 Ara

this aged badly

louise 🎺@___louiseee

Things I discovered today: gin and tonic is exactly as horrible as I expected it to be.

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louise 🎺@___louiseee·5 Ara

still relevant?

louise 🎺@___louiseee

Verstappen is a petulant little twerp but he's a good driver I guess

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louise 🎺@___louiseee·23 Kas

downloaded my tweet archive and this is just a work of art

louise 🎺@___louiseee

ALCOHOL IS BAD FOR ME OH DEAR OOPS

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louise 🎺@___louiseee·18 Kas

I'm louisetrumpet over on the 🔵☁️ app please feel free to follow me so I can find more people on there!

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louise 🎺@___louiseee·16 Kas

We are comfortable enough with money normally but after some unexpected car problems we've been skint these last two months so factoring a kid into that we'd have no chance

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louise 🎺@___louiseee·16 Kas

So many of my friends and colleagues are having babies and I'm just here like how tf are you affording this?!?!

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louise 🎺@___louiseee·8 Kas

I've had this on like my last 5 Samsung phones wtf

juju 💰@ayeejuju

ngl Apple cookin with this update

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louise 🎺@___louiseee·2 Kas

@DroyTabitha @abroundercover Might have had a cough for over 3 weeks??

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Tabitha Droy@DroyTabitha·2 Kas

@abroundercover Why are you wasting the doctors time with a cough/ cold? Genuinely this is why the NHs is so bad. if a NP can prescribe antibiotics should you need them then fine but people need to take responsibility for their health

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man@abroundercover·31 Eki

NHS is so cooked, can't even get a phone appointment with a doctor, got a clinical practitioner instead and how is she asking me to cough into the phone so she can judge it's severity 😭😭😭

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louise 🎺@___louiseee·1 Kas

Oh my god this is like the time my dumbass ex got annoyed that "heterosexual" wasn't at the top of the list on one of those equal opportunities things.... because the sexualities were in alphabetical order 🤦‍♀️

American AF 🇺🇸@iAnonPatriot

Donald Trump’s name doesn’t appear on the first screen as an option, on voting machines in California. You have to click ‘more’ options to be able to vote for him. ????

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louise 🎺@___louiseee·22 Eki

My mum just brought my old @BeasleysShop bag from home 🤩 crazy and slightly depressing that this was half my life ago

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louise 🎺@___louiseee·20 Eki

Trying to find a fireworks display near me and Google is beyond useless. Typed in "fireworks display [town]" and all I get is stuff that's miles away, events from last year and a Facebook page for one that was in fucking 2016 what the fuck

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louise 🎺@___louiseee·19 Eki

I just don't understand how anyone wouldn't know a guide dog is allowed in a shop?? People saying about "not having the training" but?? It's common sense???

Sean Dilley NEWS@seandilleyNEWS

Just refused access by a member of staff at Sainsbury’s on Great Portland Street didn’t even mean to go into Sainsbury’s

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louise 🎺@___louiseee·19 Eki

GPT-bie jeebies

Andrej Karpathy@karpathy

What is the name for the paranoid feeling that what you just read was LLM generated

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louise 🎺@___louiseee·18 Eki

I'm begging men to literally pay one tiny bit of attention to what goes on in THE HOUSETHEY LIVE IN and with THE KIDS THEY MADE ffs

Brandon Avedikian@bavedikian

We recently ran out of water bottles, 5 gallon water jugs, and the yogurt our kids eat for breakfast. I asked my wife what caused the breakdown in our household supply chain. I can't recommend strongly enough to not do the same should you find yourself in a similar situation.

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louise 🎺@___louiseee·16 Eki

Why is the Five Pound Meal Deal more than five pounds