Everybodys Favorite

Dior just attempted to eat “the world’s hottest gummy bear” & threw up then asked can she skip school tomorrow since she’s sick. Lmao girl pls

My cousin thinks her brother is a great dad because she Picks up his slack. 🥲

TikTok is hilarious istg

Watermelons taste like they don’t believe in themselves

I wanna straighten my hair but I wanna go swimming too so forget it.

Everyday when I drive my kids to school I be annoyed with all the people that let their kids wear pajamas, blankets and bonnets to school.

My brother growing his hair out again. He is too old to be making hair changes that aren’t a haircut.

Recently explained to my kids what a phone book is. That made me feel old. 😵‍💫

I was just otp with my cousin and she was arguing with her niece for like 5 minutes straight. I said why are you arguing with a 2nd grader?? She said “I love kids being able to say whatever the fuck they want.” 🤣🤣

It really be this.

Why was that coach touching foreheads with that ref 😭😭😭 that shit is so funny to me

@passionforana the end is what really had me goin😭😭

My daughter said I made her mad recently so she decided she wasn’t gonna speak to me for a week and she couldn’t last a day. 🤣🤣🤣

@Queen_Miso Addicted to attention

You know what I’m realizing? Everybody doesn’t have the face, personality, or self esteem needed to get them by in life so yes, we are unfortunately going to have some grandma’s twerking ass in cameras at the gym, bc that’s all they got 🫩

This is why my hair is always in a bun.

braiders will tell you to free your day for braids just so they can play with your time.

Braider messaged me after 10pm asking to move my 8am appt to 11am. Girl gone head and cancel it at this point

My kids are at the age of never wanting to let me take their picture and it really pisses me off.

My daughter left school sick so I went and got my son too lmao. Not finna be backtracking.