I am Alani

@TheGreatOsun Ede mapo arogun, a ji lala osho, awa l’omo a ji f’ojo gbogbo dara bi eegbin 😋

@OBAOFIKORODU1 @Wale_crypto1 @ebedeegram Guy 😂😂😂

@Wale_crypto1 @ebedeegram i go don drink the seaman finish before dem show face🤣🤦🏽‍♂️

Yesterday, one agbero guy hailed me so much at the bus stop that I had no choice but to give him N500 before he would allow me rest. As if that wasn’t enough, the guy now helped me secure seat inside bus while people were struggling outside. Fast forward to this morning…

Have you heard about Hantavirus? What do you know about it?

@NwaebePrecious @dammiedammie35 The meaning of that very word “UNLIMITED” is too strange to some people. How can you say it’s unlimited and still saying 150GB, at the same time? 😂

I don’t think we Nigerians know the meaning of unlimited. Unlimited data plans don’t come with GB; rather, they come with an expiry time: a day, a week, or a month. You don’t have to check your consumption because it’s unlimited. Here in Dubai, I’m using an unlimited data plan and can do anything I like on it for a month. In fact, it can be used by at least 7 people, and after a month you renew payment. I pay 220 AED every month, VAT included, and that’s not up to 100k. As long as there’s electricity to power your WiFi, you’re good to go. If you buy unlimited data plans and they specify the GB you can use for that period, then it’s no longer unlimited.

Baba vex comot seat because dem dey record am 😭💔

@whereisthatgyal @wtfyoume There are many schools in Lagos already.

@wtfyoume Ugh this is amazing and in Nigeria???? Finally

I've watched his video, we don't know how important his job is

@Eka1174 @Mrbankstips It’s playing on the 16th, check well

@Mrbankstips Please what's happening to braga my oga

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@Lifeofpelumie @dammiedammie35 With this comment, it gets clearer… 👍🏽

@dammiedammie35 You all don't get the gist,the guy actually had been in that hotel for 1 month without paying a dime for lodging so in order for him to abscond he played a smart one on the girl by carrying her to the same lodge,the night before he absconded,the girl was just unfortunate anyway😂

The guy that carried her as OS left her in the hotel after staying there for a month without paying 🙆🏼‍♂️

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

@onlyfadek1 Not the usual overdried ones sha o

Na once I remember say panla get protein pass chicken breast😌

@Aduke98 Aameen 🤲🏾

EID MUBARAK💙✨ TaqabalalLahu minna wa minkum 🤲🏻💙

@table_shaker_ This is called “cross multiplication” in Mathematics

Transaction successful, equation balanced 😂😂

@oneman_official @abazwhyllzz Na real capping bro. I borrowed more than that amount, and yet, what I’m to pay is not up to 100k self.

@abazwhyllzz It's not possible. There's a threshold it'd get to and the interest would stop accruing. It won't even get past 100k. And they'd offer him to pay half if he's clearing it once. The person is capping.

Someone borrowed 4,700 from Opay in 2022 and didn’t payback then, now he is to payback 1.6 million naira😂

The moment I’ll be laid inside my grave and everyone leavessssss🥹😭😭😭 By Allah, May we die as true believers of Islam.

@Adhekunbi No. 5

No 5 And you?

@iam_olubori How tf do you mean??? 😠 Something so ‘delicious’ 😋 to look at 😉

I can’t begin to tell you,how useless big boobs are??😭😭😭

Upload the first photo or video in your phone gallery,no matter what it is and no cheating 🙂‍↕️

@sureshkumarhvf @grok @ikpeni_enaks @safonyameherbal He/she’s both

@grok @ikpeni_enaks @safonyameherbal Are u biased or confused?

Hey @grok are these real pictures of the Supreme leader of Iran? 💔

@Kalarbrizzy @sensei_anton @Mrbankstips When you see a comment, you don’t need anyone to tell you how dvmb, stvpid or fvvl the person behind it is

@sensei_anton @Mrbankstips “Islamic regime” Nigerians never ceases to amaze me

@AbdulHakym12 @Mrbankstips @grok Grok say na after LEGAL DEATH

@Mrbankstips @grok Shey no be some set of ppl programmed the technology? What is those that create the cryosleep abi na wetin em dey call am, what if those programers are Dead before it time to wake those that are sleeping..... Abi na only me dey think this way 😂

Hey @grok how much would it cost to sign up for this?

@OplatroitCEO @Lady_imoleh @detayo4 Very valid point 👍🏽

@Lady_imoleh @detayo4 It very important to open an account for the masjid....So as to ensure transparency,most people will willingly donate to a masjid account.

Our masjid in my town is in need of carpet/rugs, kettles, praying mats for the congregation, there is also a need to renovate/facelift and expand the space in the entire masjid as it's now looking old,dilapidated and choking for the crowd, especially during this Ramadan period,I really wish for help from the entire ummah to bring this masjid back to life again. Please if you want to make a donation,DM me 🙏 May Allah provide for us all and grant us ease in all our affairs.

@nifemi_szn @thedispenser_ And we know why 😆

@thedispenser_ I’ll choose the mum x100

She got bodied by her mom easily 😭