Melon Mask

@Newtonnizzoh The only university at the sea level

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

@_thetrollfarmer @AokoOtieno_ Hii ishakuwa meme already 😂😂

Farouq is a demon. But you are not innocent either You were kicked out of Senate and UDA b'coz Kasongo alisema wewe sio mtamu You wet bedsheets and chant too much Gusii gibberish in bed. In fact, hakuna mtu UDA top brass hajakudinya And the verdict is unanimous. You taste like boiled grass And that you were demanding inconceivable things like Sharon Obado That's why none of your baby daddies married you. They say you're demented

@BenardNgeno @sifa_bavina Practically you will lose 92 KSH. Sending via mpesa is 108, buying 2 sim cards is 200.

@sifa_bavina That's a bitexpensive. Just buy a SIM Card, deposit the money then tell the recipient to do SIM Swap. Period

When Sending KES 100,000 via Mpesa, it's cheaper to buy a sim card, deposit the cash, then send the sim card to the recipient and text the pin

@Skiza101 @TreasonousBabe What about women beating men?

@TreasonousBabe Where I come from, you don't beat up a woman and get away with it unless she's your wife.

Usiwahi kutupia mwanaume ngumi. Nawaambia first hand experience. Hawa watu hukua wakijifungia kupigana. Wanakuanga wanyama wa pori

Hizo Confession za Vitu mnafanya kwa Massage Spa zimefanya nikaamini umalaya iko kila mahali hadi Marriages Kumbe huko ndio Most Married Men and Women have their good time ndo warudi kwa partners wao.Unadhani ni Massage tu kumbe there is alot happening behind the scene Thread;

Do the women themselves find it attractive?

If it’s from your wife who has your kids YES. If it’s from a single mom then NO.

"Young man... Na hii Echo ni ile Butere ama?" "No Sir... that's my name, Eko Dydda"

How to manage to take care of kids😅

For those wishing to be irresponsible parents, take note..

These 5 investments seem smart at first—but many Kenyans end up regretting them. Let’s break down some of the most common money traps that catch even the well-intentioned investor. Breakdown below👇👇

@Okellovic_ @polo_kimanii @aomenya @SakajaJohnson What about inside an organization?

@polo_kimanii But why do we still dig tunnels around the city, Can't we have engineers design an underground infrastructure tunnels running alongside our roads,sewer lines, water pipes, drainage. It makes it cheap and fast to install and maintain infrastructure @aomenya @SakajaJohnson

GenZ : polo Kimani niaje man, nipee job aki walahi niache kukaa home mzazi ananistress Me: Ata niko na site hapa around,panda bike kuja apa tujue niaje —Job ( Fibre optic cables for Network Cctvs are running underground and we need someone to dig the tunnels,around 350M length). Genz : Digs around 5Metres; Eh! Na hii wera sio rahisi,sioni kama nitawezana apa,nipee tu zangu niishie man Me: 👀👀😕 GenZ: Walahi poloo na sio kwa ubaya,siezani apa Me: Gives him 250kes as he tightens his reebok shoes Kumbe jamaa alikua tu anatafuta za bangi afunge siku. Vijana hatuezi endelea namna hii

What do you mean? Kenyans have been listening to Redsun and Jua Cali for decades.

@darlenesomoina Who did Abel marry? Definitely they married they married their sisters.

Nikona swali to the Bible die hards...Adam and Eve had Cain and Abel..Cain Killed Abel...Cain was banished...he went,married and build his own nation..swali ni going strictly by the Bible....who did Cain marry???

Just congratulate yourself under this post, I don't know why, but do it with faith. Joy is coming

Retaining walls design idea 👍

@Kuria_Wangari @NolansBatman @muleii1 Keyboard autocorrected to the commonly typed word

@NolansBatman @muleii1 d is not thaaat close to i, I don't get it.

kumbe Ombachi huwa kwa vida ya Element

Nathaniel Bassey having 400k+ people streaming his hallelujah challenge live on YouTube is some huge numbers tho. No Afrobeat artiste can pull even 100k people on live, not to talk of 400k+ people.

@tycoon5273 Hiyo ni kama kukula maiti bana