Brach Burdick

The entirety of North and South American civilization is held afloat by the fact that the US government airdrops millions of sterilized parasitic flies over Panama multiple times a month But go off on how AGI is the biggest threat to humanity

fucking crucify me but young sheldon is funny at shit

>2.5 gb sql file, legacy db migration >on pc, mac in shop >crashes 8h into transfer 3x over >find some pkgs to process sql with gpu >dive into the wsl rabbithole >10h of troubleshooting later >no work, get desperate >partition every 500 "insert into" >run 20 files manually <1h

@Ayush_0_0_5 Bruh next-auth left me so burnt 🥲 I thought we were friends but they betrayed me and we had to abandon for supabase auth

clerk ❌ take hard step and learn next auth ,anon

@_broskitweets bro what? fkn congrats, i literally heard about your product a few days ago. amazing

it's a crazy world we live in

@BingBongBrent I dont see this new dialogue you’ve created taking off. Were people really asking for this take? What was wrong with the existing discourse on the creation of new ideas?

Whenever somebody is creating something new, I typically expect negative talk about it. This is extremely common for anything new. Can't really think of counter examples. People don't like change.

never, ever look up what a baby kangaroo looks like in its mothers pouch

So uhhh we all love ratatouille but somehow the scene with a domestic violence dispute involving a discharged firearm has escaped public memory?

"your password must be 16 chars long" no fuck u

'createClientComponentClient' - the ravings of an absolute lunatic

i get that naming things in software is hard, but someone really fumbled the damn bag wrt 'client'

@hardeep_gambhir I fkn miss you guys

i talked about nerdy things in our hacker house previously. but that is just some design choice of the house. here’s some weird habits/quirks of the residents living here caught on camera. a shorter thread 🧵

@rockraFeller youre not wrong but that doesnt make me any less unhappy about it

soup that is unpleasant to eat on its own without dipping bread is just wet dip

If you or one of your peers are really proficient at developing with prisma, and feel like doing a good deed today - I would really like to ask some questions, and would love a dm :)

“Juice” is okay. “Juices” = death by firing squad

If you use the word “juices” when you’re cooking meat, you deserve to die

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@gptbrooke basic of me but im a stan. if u havent, peep RL Grime Pressure: on.soundcloud.com/EetXj Breach: on.soundcloud.com/NcDQj In Your Head: on.soundcloud.com/64e42 Runner: on.soundcloud.com/1K9GT Formula:on.soundcloud.com/3cY7S And of course this hr long set: on.soundcloud.com/w69TR

hi hello i am in need of more songs that go BWAAAAAAAHMP y’know? just real big powerful BWAAAAAAHMPS, the kind that shakes your very bones, that makes your soul writhe as the world around you glitches and stutters pls share recs thx

@NickADobos @gptbrooke fkn cant wait to see grandson

@gptbrooke If you get a chance to see this live it’s AMAZING open.spotify.com/track/7clyJIrL…

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