big dip

Told a guy at my local shop to buy a @TonysChocoUK_IE but he wasn’t sure; so I bought him one myself and we swapped numbers 😂

@BartKok4 @BGatesIsaPyscho He’s a jiujitsu black belt coach and competitor 👏

@BGatesIsaPyscho That guy did a perfect foot sweep into knee on belly.

🚨🇬🇧 Meanwhile in London Young Girl is assaulted & a stranger who is clearly combat trained steps in to pin him down the perpetrator. London is no longer safe for Women.

@RichardDawkins Graham Hancock is going to be furious at this one

Looking for an asteroid is like looking for a charcoal briquette. The full episode is here: youtube.com/watch?v=6ugnoM… #science #truth #space

@MarkOrmrod You’re telling me a thief didn’t want your smelly gi? Hard to believe #staph

THE POWER OF SOCIAL MEDIA! So on my way out of London tonight I checked my emails and DM’s and had messages from a woman who said she’d found my stuff just after 8pm last night in an alley by her house and somehow saw my social media post about it!!! I now have everything back 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

I feel the fool for trusting an internet gimp with (a very small amount of) money in a crypto fund but the fact that they went and blocked me after I simply asked what happened after all mention of it is removed from the records… very cringe behaviour. @thedulab - you’re a cunt!

@frog36390 Hi, are the sleep token tickets still available?

Selling 2x standing tickets to Sleep token 16th Dec London OVO

@WayneTerran Sand and bag

Describe your Jiu-Jitsu style using two adjectives. I'll go first: mobile and deceptive.

@ShaoDowMusic I bought a cd off of you in Ipswich over 15 years ago! of course I want to know how you’re finding fatherhood!

I just wanted to say thank you to all of you for being so kind and welcoming about my son and my journey into fatherhood. I know most of you are here for music and content but it feels really awesome that I can share my incredible life moments with you too. So thank you.

@ClarkeMicah And still they campaign for cancer medicine to be made legal

And still they campaign for marijuana to be made legal : Entitled teenager jailed for 15 years for stabbing to death his millionaire grandmother dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…

@SeiryokuZenyo Think I’m due my blackbelt in talking shit to be fair so I expect these comments

@SeiryokuZenyo Best part about taking a week off is coming back to “OH HELLO STRANGER” comments

@HighT_Tips My balls swelled 8x training bjj

Method 5) Lifting + Martial Arts Too many of you guys are obsessed with running, and have never done any heavy lifting in your lives. You're missing out. Leg training, sparring, sprinting are all VASTLY superior to long distance running for testosterone.

5 Guaranteed Ways To Increase Testosterone: (Literally, they can't fail)

@ENTERSHIKARI @RouReynolds @enterrob @EnterChris @roryclewlow @30CenturyMGMT @SoRecordings @prescriptionpr @SentricMusic @publiccitypruk @CosaNostraPR Sorry you’re not a winner

'𝘼 𝙆𝙄𝙎𝙎 𝙁𝙊𝙍 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙒𝙃𝙊𝙇𝙀 𝙒𝙊𝙍𝙇𝘿'. Out Tomorrow. 21/04. Comment below with the track you reckon you're looking forward to most. linktr.ee/entershikariof… #AKissForTheWholeWorld

Sexy gig in London with @ENTERSHIKARI and thanks for the foot in the ear @RouReynolds you old crowdsurfer

@OhForFuckSam Ossssssssssssssssssssss 🥋

A very special Happy Birthday to the undoubtedly better hand to hand combatant sibling @__con_con__ 🥷

Brussels for @ENTERSHIKARI was one of the most polite mosh pits I’ve ever been in

@chrismwojcik The Shard, as it’s known, is home to a good amount of my cash from one or two nights in their overpriced cocktail bar

back in London. here’s a building resembling a shard of glass. this means it looks like it’s BROKEN at the top! follow along for more travel observations!

18 years of @PanicAtTheDisco fandom signed off with a farewell show tonight :-( genuinely shed a tear.

@realgreatbrit @Adam_Butler So he was born in London?

@Adam_Butler Put on ur big boy pants & open ur eyes

One thing that makes me irrationally angry Is foreigners playing international sport for our country I don’t even watch sport any more Haven’t for years But this shit makes me spiral Normies be like: “He’s my favourite English player” The player ⬇️

3 of the least put together and mentally stable people I’ve ever met are life / personal development coaches. Maybe I’ll become a dietitian.

Booked and paid for flights that @Ryanair then changed even though my original flights are still there. And now they’re charging me to change them back. What the fuck guys