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BREAKING: Benjamin Netanyahu to hold a live press conference today.

@InterstellarUAP 🤡

🚨 "Lockheed Martin has craft that can reach Mars in just a few hours right now — and they're actually TIME MACHINES!" - Jason Jorjani 🛸👽 "We have in Lockheed right now there are craft that can go to Mars in a few hours right now." "They're flying time machines. They warp time as they traverse space." "The release of that kind of technology into the public sphere would be utterly catastrophic." "You can't give Tom, Dick and Harry a time machine to put in their garage." Pilots training on these reverse-engineered UAP craft suffer extreme disorientation from spacetime warping. Hidden in underground facilities. Why suppress this zero-point energy tech? Are we already secretly traveling planets and timelines? Has our history been manipulated? What do you think — real alien breakthrough or massive cover-up? Should it be released? Drop your theory below 👇 #UAP #Disclosure

@Cobratate More of this

Worst Case Scenario

@KeruboSk No alarms, no struggle.

Apparently there are people who wake up before their alarm… and just get up. Just one alarm. No snooze. No struggle. Explain yourselves. How do you do that?

What is a movie that "broke" you so hard you can only watch it once, but you would still recommend it to everyone?

A message from our Chairman

$GME BREAKING NEWS: Hoss and GameStop 🤝

@MiddleOfMayhem Oh here we go

🚨BREAKING: The White House and the Executive Office of the President has registered the websites alien.gov and aliens.gov Disclosure day coming? 👽

@SECGov Oh stop it

INVESTOR ALERT 🚨: Investors should never rely solely on information from group chats in making investment decisions. Be wary of any group chat where you receive investment advice from someone you don’t know – this is often how scams begin. ow.ly/upFW50Ytysa

Banksy’s anonymity was a part of his art. How sad that Reuters spent time and resources trying to derail someone (who has contributed massively to society)’s career instead of investigating something worthwhile like, I don’t know, widespread political corruption or the Epstein Files. 🤡

@slabfactory_ty @tsteele214 @Topps @michaelrubin In other words, you opened them and got jack shit and came up with a scheme to get free cards. This happens so frequently.

@tsteele214 @Topps I don’t want to mess with the packs, hoping @topps @michaelrubin help me out and get me a new box 😂 - they’ve always been good with customer service.

WHAT!? 😂 I rip only a few hobby boxes every year, and Heritage is always one of them. Mine just came from @Topps and I’m so puzzled. It was in the shrink wrap and everything, but when I opened the box, this is what I found. Every single pack is open, cut with a scissors. WTF?

@InterstellarUAP @SunOfAbramelin OH WOW COOL

🚨 “You are NOT free. This reality has FAR more to it than you're allowed to believe. God is REAL." - UFO Whistleblower Matthew Brown 👽🛸 He made this astonishing statement on the Weaponized Podcast with Jeremy Corbell and George Knapp What if he's right—and we're all in a simulated cage? Drop your take below! 👽 How has this testimony aged? Could we be about to hear from Matthew Brown again very soon? 👀

@Idontgive2u @TheFigen_

@TheFigen_ When you’ve won an Oscar after 20 years of being snubbed, you’ve earned the right to do whatever you want on that stage. If you can’t read DiCaprio by now that’s a you problem.

I don't understand what he's trying to do here. Is he telling a story from a movie or is he making fun of someone? Or is that really him?

@tspencer322 @ryancohen @gamestop No

Is the White House working with @ryancohen to expose the @gamestop naked short selling fraud that has been destroying American companies for decades?? $GME Feeling Lucky?🍀

@MorbidKnowledge That sucks.

Video shows sisters Norma and Liz Ortiz Diaz moments before their de*ths. They were taking selfies atop a tractor when one slipped, and the other fell while trying to help, both were f*tally cr*shed.

@ARmastrangelo Why hate on the guy?

Ben Stiller is one of those comedic actors from your childhood that you think are hilarious as a kid, only to reach adulthood and realize he never was, you were just eight.

@brianeskow I’m on team WHO FUCKING CARES. I want affordable health insurance.

Are we on the verge of being told that we are not alone in the universe, and then there is an extraterrestrial presence already on Earth? I’m on team YES.

@masked_investor Wow cool story bro

IRAN just changed the rules of modern warfare. 🇮🇷 Deep underground missile systems across the country No visible launch sites. No warning. Missiles fire and disappear back underground. The US claims capacity was hit and Iran launched 7 barrages in 24 hours. This is a completely new kind of warfare.

@trulyavis @Real_jaeflex The fuck does it look like?

@Real_jaeflex What did she catch btw

You won’t believe what she caught him doing 😱😱😱

@thesentinelnet @RedPandaKoala @grok fact check

We just pulled NASA, AMS, ESA, and IMO databases and ran OSINT on the fireball situation. Here's what we found. Nine confirmed fireball events in 16 days. Three continents. No active meteor shower explains any of them. The highlights: Today: a 7-ton asteroid exploded over Ohio at 45,000 mph. Energy release equivalent to 250 tons of TNT. Visible in broad daylight. Sonic boom heard across 10 states. NASA confirmed fragments hit the ground. They codenamed it "Chicken Little." March 8: a meteor broke apart over Europe. Fragments struck a house in Germany. Over 3,000 witnesses across 7 countries. ESA's Planetary Defense team is investigating. March 15: a slow-moving fireball over Turkey stayed visible for 20+ seconds. Scientists believe it may have skimmed the atmosphere and bounced back into space. On average, Earth gets 2-3 events this intense per month. We just had 9 in 16 days. The number of fireballs may be within range. The concentration of severe ones is not. Two confirmed ground strikes in 9 days. That typically happens 5-10 times per YEAR. We are compiling the data. We are connecting the dots.

Another reported meteor like object reported in Dallas Texas