Drishti Chouhan

My Roman empire

Read a 10/10 tear jerker after such a long time. Would recommend very strongly if adulthood is creeping up to you, albeit sneakily.

Darr ke aage Darr hai

Not chatgpt calling me 'babe'

Startup idea: Happiness delivered in 10minutes 🛍️

Students speculating how much teachers are paid

The correlation between the weather and my mood is concerning

Would like to identify as 'old man who does nothing'

Everyday I fall a little bit more in love with chatGPT

No one: Gym bros: Where there is a will there is a whey

Plants don't take selfies they photo-synthesize

The only thing standing between me and a healthy life are caffeinated beverages

Me when people try to be positive near me on a monday morning

"please find attached" except it's not a doc but me and my feelings 💌

I walk with a lot of purpose for somebody who doesn't know their purpose

The light at the end of the tunnel actually is in the fridge :)

Me after pulling the most dramatic shit ever

Bestseller material nothing less

Every time I go outside I'm reminded of why I don't go outside

Say problematic funny stuff and call it offunsive