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New lingo to use when you’re broke: the treasury cannot bare such expenses

i literally mog everyone who has done me wrong

How do I turn off this style of tweets

computa make it stop

Wearing a backpack on the train so they think I’m a student and don’t check my ticket

realest thing ive seen

Niggas be 300 pounds talking about homosexuality being a sin, so is gluttony u fat fuck 😭😭

WHO THE FUCK CAME UP WITH THE IDEA THAT GMAIL HAD TO HAVE STORAGE AND THAT ONCE IT'S FULL YOU CAN'T RECEIVE ANY MORE EMAILS ???

I'm gonna invent a stage of grief that's fun

you ever stretch so good and whimper like a faggot

Therefore? Four of what

Faded off that renegade lemonade

Clavicular if you see this we all are praying you make a safe recovery.

AMERICANS ARE ALWAYS SAYING SOME STUPID SHIT LIKE SOPHMORE AND WISCONSIN

If you die in TurboTax you die in real life

GOALS BEFORE I TURN 3 - SLEEPING WITHOUT MY NIGHTLIGHT - NOT BEING SCARED OF THE MONSTER UNDER MY BED - EATING MY VEGETABLES

Mike The Situationshp LETS GET THIS ONE VIRAL

Yeah my mismatched socks are intentionally a part of my outfit

guy who's really chill about Indian flatbread: "yeah I'm pretty naanchalant"

i'm trying to buy sunscreen but I think they're all meant for women because everything is labeled broad spectrum