fatphrodite ✨

trying to care about work for the next two days when my PTO starts Wednesday but I don’t even care about it on a regular week

Girl Scouts are camped up at the mall. I’m leaving with three boxes I don’t want to talk about it

marrying Jonah hill and having kids with him after those texts leaked was a CHOICE

can’t stand a not liking coconut ass bitch

stop & shop brand cranberry lime seltzer would NEVER treat me like this

god I loveeeeee an immersive audiobook

@vageenah Can never listen to All Around Me the same

@__jackieeeeeee Flyleaf

When you’re listening to a new song that kinda slaps but you realize it’s about Jesus

getting my first spray tan next week and as a fat girl im a lil nervous, im ngl!

feeling like a man. may put “designer” or “self employed” on my LinkedIn

designed a tshirt and it’s the sexiest thing I’ve ever seen

I still haven’t moved on from this demi album. it’s so good and fun and yall paid it dust. DUST!!!!!

But also may Neil Gaiman never know a day of peace in his life

it’s a shame they fumbled the American Gods tv show so bad

I love Raye I’ve been a huge fan for years but this album is giving “she believed she could, so she did” tumblr post energy and I mean that not positively :(

Normani, my sister, there’s gotta be another way

love when a random man sends me money because I’m hot

I would die for this child.

please don’t take Gene from me I won’t be able to handle it

I should be drinking around the world