Queen Crab

best types of beer (no order) - patio - first of the night - with a lime - at your favorite dive bar - with wings - on the dance floor

You laugh, but both of my Twitter crushes liked this picture 😌

@scorpia_nb Absolutely heartbreaking. I rewatched maybe 10 years ago and I didn’t remember anything until it happened and it was like… it was awful

@__karby Let's just be glad it isn't Ace Ventura 😵‍💫🤣

Watched the episode of bones where the victim is a trans woman and aside from Booth makin a few “I’m catholic god doesn’t make mistakes” comments, it was actually pretty chill and normal, and it came out 20 years ago!

@JukeGyte Thank you 🩷

@__karby Waistband of my jorts is a beautiful phrase

The waistband of my jorts damn near touches my tiddies when I sit but that’s really none of my business

Also not saying it’s perfect trans representation. But for something that came out 20 years ago, you kind of have to be ready for anything to happen and like nothing outrageous or ignorant happened

And obviously by the end of the episode booth came around because he always does.

Put glitter highlighter on my boobs and the girlies at my orthodontist office loved it

if she pay her own bills without your help she ain't gone listen😂😂

the cycle never ends

Don’t DM me unless you’ve physically been inside of a blockbuster

People should be able to string together a few different seasonal and / or part time jobs and have a life. Not a luxury life but not just surviving either. A normal happy comfortable life where all needs are met and a good amount of the wants are too

A lot of my worldview assumes that most of us shouldn’t have careers we should just do different jobs and different projects and life should be more fluid and that should be easy and achievable without the safety net of like generational wealth or whatever

I want people to be able to live their seasonal cheese employment dreams without worrying that they’ll lose health insurance and other benefits and never find another job after the cheese season ends.

No baby he’s included

This is because the grass on your lawn is likely not native to the area, and is therefore not evolved to deal with the local climate.

Cute baby idea names Cigar if it's a boy Cigarette if it's a girl

@PharoahAshseti @scorpia_nb Why are you upset about a fictional story? It’s not real, it’s for entertainment

@scorpia_nb @__karby You people are defending the cow-fucking book, and im creepy. Right

This fucking book has done more harm than good. It’s actually a very sweet love story even though the premise is shocking, but overall it’s just allowed idiots to point and say “see all women who read smut are deviants”