Wicked Murphy 😈

Did mayorkun just say “This bread no be Agege” 😂😂

Twitter is less fun because you can no longer tell who is naturally dumb and who is trying to make rent from ragebait

@iamopsy_ lol 😂

I cancelled the date "He doesn't have a car" Very valid !!!

@iamdikeh lol 😂

if we are able to beat Everton, we go 4th 🧎🏽‍♂️

Luke Shaw can’t be united left back next season. lol

@ChuksEricE Rubbish

A young lady publicly disgr@ced at a market square by villagers in Ebonyi State after being accused of practicing l£sbi@n!sm.

Edo State begins gratuity payments for 2012 retirees after 14-year delay

@UEFAEURO PR!!!

This Bruno Fernandes assist 🤤

Hello Manchester United players, We, the Manchester United fans fraternity, have come up with a simple must follow new rule, “If u receive the ball from Bruno Fernandes, just shoot. If u’re not in a position to shoot, pass it straight back to him, he will find someone who is”

@fagbemi_hamza @frank_wallz

Unc,you’re too rugged to be a f**king jew!!!😭❤️

@FPLfrasier I will take Jackson

If the financial deal is right, I would sign Richarlison as the Zirkzee replacement. I am aware that this is an unpopular opinion.

They missed empty net, Cunha wait shake head 😂 wtf.

@KingPhelz @ShoeGuyOtis I thought I was the only one that saw it.

@badasskachii Gbam!!!

If Casemiro doesn’t renew, he should point us to the direction of one unknown killer in Flamengo or Corinthians or something

@FabrizioRomano @Etinosa_sama 5 more.

🚨👑 Bruno Fernandes sets new record for Manchester United: 16 assists in a single Premier League season. Most than any other player in #MUFC history, beating David Beckham’s record with 15.

Things I want to say about Dalot ehn.

@omoelerinjare @IykeNwaObi @Favour_Q @everydaylife_ng @petezslims @Petezy @Kurlinx @IamtheOYE @officialbat419 @nkwukagram @MIPAGUY Sharp!!! Another four years of suffering.

It brings shame to our society, seeing people rushing to collect food / money. Moreover, nothing like war in the country. APC office in Agege Lagos.

@Boy_Stylz @morakcares Everyday go down on ur knees, not to suck dick oo cus u are good at it. But to pray to God that the dumbest man on earth doesn’t die.

@__murf @morakcares Whatever miserable entities you chose to be in life, I no send your papa

BRT don buy market like this. That woman will regret getting involved. Tomorrow's crowd and support for the girl will be massive. I just hope later she won't compromise sha.

@Boy_Stylz @morakcares I’m not Igbo you tribalistic useless fuck!

@__murf @morakcares Up Blues 😂

@Boy_Stylz @morakcares Always the Chelsea Agbero

@morakcares Enupo! Una minions no fit do anything For Lagos, if una do anyhow boys go mend una

@AsakyGRN lol

“When Asake was 10 years old, his mum used to recite Quran verses over him every Friday for 16 years, praying that her son would become great. Today Asake has made it and even bought cars for his parents. The power of a mother’s prayers and Quran.” — Muslim cleric says. 😭💀