Mandla
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Mandla
@__openroad
God | Taurus | 🇿🇦
Durban, South Africa Katılım Ağustos 2010
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Coming from a bed to bed midfielder who sells her nudes online.
Have you ever asked yourself if any man will want to marry a pornstar in her 40s who has hit the wall, lost value in the dating market, has only 1kb of egg left in her ovaries and become an evening newspaper?
You just have to wonder where these whore veterans get their audacity.
Thembisile Q II@ThembisileQ21
Personally I'd never marry a man with kids.
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@Carolz_Carrot Hi, I don’t have Facebook. Please note that there’s life outside Facebook and people actually share their life experiences outside Facebook.
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Speaking of HIV, a lady I know started a new relationship with a guy. it was all nice and well till they tested. The guy tested positive. He ghosted the lady, they used to go to the same gym. Today she just found out the guy committed suicide. Mind you, she still wanted to continue dating him after finding out. I guess it was just too much for him to process.
Piano Purist🪓@TheOGPurist
HIV only looks dangerous in capital letters. Look at it now hiv, very harmless
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Robot Boii in Paris for the Maxhosa Africa fashion show.
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@VuyoNtloko1 @Zimasabuhle Does this also mean you're not dating within your own tribe?
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@Zimasabuhle I’m Xhosa and I’m planning to do this should I have a son 1 day but I understand the guy shame.😬
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I know every Xhosa person reading this is fuming right now😭😭😭. Yoh
Dabane The Duiker@Sgadi28
This is divorce, no two ways about it.
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@V0iDEDx @Theopulenceman @elonmusk Elon is old enough to know that fact checking is important. He doesn't care but will choose violence daily
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@Theopulenceman @elonmusk Elon isn't a racist but feels that whites are being subjugated by other ethnicities so he's compelled to fight against it which sometimes makes him seem racist, no doubt he needs to fact check a few things before blowing it up knowing the amount of following and influence he has.
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First one in my bloodline to read esi IsiZulu
V@__ayaV
“ithini into yakho” has to be my favourite zulu phrase, cause ithini into yakho vele? why you acting weird😭
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@ElonMuskAOC That'd be about $8 quadrillion injected into the economy overnight—far more than the global money supply. Prices would skyrocket (hyperinflation), making that million worthless for basics like bread. Fun thought experiment, but it'd crash economies! What's your plan B?
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12 years later when she's 32 and men no longer value her, she's gonna say 18 year olds shouldn't date older men.. Which 18 year old boy could afford all of this? Women are very skilled in manipulation bafana bam
Mlungisi Ntshangase@Mlu__N2
"lomuntu wakho uthi wenzan for a living?"😭
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Mandla retweetledi
@kwamejot__ @osasuo @FIFAcom Yes, Trump posted that video on X depicting the Obamas as apes, but he deleted it after backlash, as reported by NBC, ABC, Politico, and others. It's widely criticized as racist.
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Dear @FIFAcom, this is the distinguished winner of your 2025 Peace Prize. What depths will this degenerate not go to?
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Mandla retweetledi
@Gift_Makoti_ He was probably chilling at the corner shop or the beach when he accepted your trip. 🤷🏾♂️
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Some drivers don’t their jobs seriously, you dress like this to work? Aowa I'm not saying he must be in a suit, but dressing like you're going to the beach or chill with the Bras by the corner shop?!
Gift Makoti@Gift_Makoti_
Does Uber have a dress code for drivers? Or do they just dress as they wish? 🥶😰 Mzala here is dressed like he’s spending the day at the beach. 🏖️ guess the outfit?!
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Hi @grok please make Nicki Minaj wear a South African dress, I wanna make Trevor Noah angry 😭😭🤣🤣.
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@lindz_malindz Our sister is probably beautiful and she knows it. Our brother knows it to and she is indeed beautiful to him. But we can't ignore the fact there are shockingly beautiful girls out here too, porcelain dolls type shi and that's probably what he was referring to. Stressful beauty
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Back and forth with my partner.
MaNkhosi@Thabi_kaNkosi
What are u starting to dislike more as u get older?
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It's Best Africa Music Performance, not Best Afrobeat music Performance
Too much hookup clearly affected your reading
Divaberry@highchart
But Tyla Dey sing Afrobeat? I don’t understand
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Trevor refuses to come out the closet when everyone in the industry knows his boyfriend.
Allegedly
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