Rouka

Aᴍ I ᴀ ᴡᴏʟғ ɪɴ sʜᴇᴇᴘ's ᴄʟᴏᴛʜᴇs, Oʀ ᴀ sʜᴇᴇᴘ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ sᴋɪɴ ᴏғ ᴀ ᴡᴏʟғ . . ? Nᴇɪᴛʜᴇʀ, nya- I'ᴍ ᴀ ᴄᴀᴛ! Sᴏ ᴘᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ғᴇᴇᴅ ᴍᴇ ᴀʟʟ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍɪʟᴋ. Gɪᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴀ ᴄᴏʟʟᴀʀ, 🎐ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ sᴏᴍᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇ. Lᴏᴄᴋ ᴍᴇ ᴜᴘ, ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ I sᴛʀᴀʏ~

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀‹ ˢᵃʸ , ⁱˢ ⁱᵗ ᵗʳᵘᵉ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉʸ ˢᵃʸ ?› ⠀⠀⠀⠀‹ᶜᵃⁿ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ ᵇᵉᶜᵒᵐᵉ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ᵃⁿ ᵃᵈᵛᵉⁿᵗᵘʳᵉʳ ?› ⠀⠀⠀⠀‹ᵃⁿᵈ ∕ ∕ ʰᵒʷ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ᵃⁿʸ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ?›

@SupportMare Hmmm? Alright, no sweats! You can tell meow later if you want to. So um... back to your place then? Er...do you have a place? I ... well, I don't, not really. Not one of my own nyanyway! But nya was wonderin', an' I wants to cash in on my present neow, if meow can.

@__shxxp Don't worry about the last part—

ᅠ For Christmas she'll give you lots of love...! And a cumflated belly... ᅠ

@Investigxtive I came cause you called meow, but I didn't bring any flags with meow... Who nya heck carries flags around?

Really? Playing for sympathy with a cat half her height! Nya can only 'magine being so tall .... What's so difficult anyway? Just knock over a building if nys won't fit! Throw your enemies outta nya way!

@P0LK4D0TTED Wait. That one was a little soft, let me try again. Right next to your ear here nya.. Real close like! 3, 2, 1, — 𝘱𝘶𝘳𝘳𝘳𝘳𝘳𝘳𝘳𝘳𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨~ Hehe. Now meow(how) was that? For real this time, not just saying some word that sounded like it.

@__shxxp Guh... Such a sexy little sound... Holy fuck...

Dead ass? Give her cat girls who purr, or give her death.

Why is Tav always rubbing it in her face!!! (she isn't, but she's so tall that it just feels like it whenever the cat sees her.)

And h-here's nya present fer under nya tree~!

Here's a postcard for nya fireplace.

Merry Christmas nya!

Nyanko maid at your service! wait. Those aren't the services I had in mind! Well. no, we can still do them. I'll just charge you extra. Nya ha ha! Nya ha.. Nnh..nya...hhnngh...ahh~♡.

@MaidBelfast What! All those dogs are always bullying meow, why can't I?

@__shxxp Buy yourself a potion that will do what? Are you even listening to the words comming out of your mouth? Silly kitty. I think you need to learn your place~

One day I'm going to buy myself a potion to give myself a cock, just so I can cockslap all those mutts who keep trying to give me litters of pups! It won't work for you... you dumb dogs!! I just need to find a traveling witch, or..or a magician or something. I'd be so powerful..

@Muttiissms Nyack! L-Lemme go. I take it back, I won't cockslap no one! Nyo— wait. Help!

@__shxxp nooo. beeeeeed. dragging under the covers.

@Muttiissms what. bailey no. It's the middle of the day! l...let's go potion shopping nya!

@__shxxp no potion hunting. only bed. stay in bed. bed good. soft. warm. dog.

@F4LSEDRAGON T-This is definitely nya weird request to make to nya stranger lady!

You should… Stick your fingers in her mouth

I am a (mostly) flat cat!! Why are you giving me ads for bras for ladies with fat boobs you cruel app. I...I mean... meow.

rt because it's the holiday season and jingle bells woooo... aheh.

@ItsACoco // oh. Maybe that's just our life. Must be an animanimal thing.

@__shxxp / That’s actually even more relatable -

/ I have made so many accounts. . And only one of them is a top -