Lezzie McGuire

my brother in christ do you have a crush on me or not?

fartin in the elevator

the leaves grew on the trees this week

averys best bit is that reiki is real

getting wired on diet coke and replying to everyone’s stories

electric energy in the air this evening

girl mode

i want to stop being afraid of drinking and drunk people

i want to smoke a cigarette at the bar

i want to be a bluebell

ozempic is robbing us of one of our worlds greatest wonders: fat tits

i think nalgenes might be evil which is devastating for me, a nalgene water bottle girly

flush unincorporated

i’ve got a meaty aura

@ideologystore Happy Birthday 💓 Sorry your new truck isn’t cool and sexy like mine is (2005 ford ranger) 💔

@__theclique Also I’m having little birthday celebration at April Jean tomorrow night and it is hurting my heart that you won’t be there

I got to spend time with a lot of people in wine whom I really respect this week. Tomorrow is birthday dinner with the best homie at Bar Crenn. I booked a flight to Burgundy to hang with my little brother for a week. I bought a new truck.

hot girl in her 30s

idk i could have done with a longer winter

@mim_merlyn ty!!! 💘

@__theclique Awesome fish and gorgeous outfit!!! 🐟

i made a giant papier mache fish and named him Fishard

@elb0w_mac thank u i am very proud

@__theclique He's beautiful. Congrats on your baby son

@HowlingNip anything could happen

@__theclique If you find out how, holla at a player

can you become a highly motivated person as an adult or do you just have to be born that way