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Did I predict this shit or what

@Maphawk NOICE! @gabby_shaw hooray! It's a plan.

@Maphawk @gabby_shaw whose beautiful house is that???

@gabby_shaw @maphawk OPEN INVITATION BOOBIE. Come on down whenevs.

@Maphawk @gabby_shaw nah let's take her to Piggly Wiggly

@Maphawk @gabby_shaw I think you should give her at least a minute to just let the name Harris Teeter sink in.

@gabby_shaw @maphawk youtu.be/o7ML7VzVSzw

@gabby_shaw come visit baby gurl! I'll show you SHEETZ.

@DHWallace where does one get a copy of your angels book? It is the best.

No longer looking for a job. Finna provide tech support for old people in exchange for food, medicine, and sage advice.

Look. I’m all for texting. But 100 of the time, the conversation WILL end the very second you put a hashtag in your text. Stop that shit

@meatfoam @gabby_shaw ⺍˙•˙⺌

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@gabby_shaw ya! I like it :>

Cats Money Weed

@captryansmith talking to strangers at gas stations is just the analog version of twitter

As an immigrant kid the Lord & Taylor logo was mystifying; so was the letter D in Disney that I swore was a G for yeears

@dapwell you know what else is trash!? #cputaz

@Maphawk welcome, neighbor! Where are you staying? I'm in chapel thrill come say hi!

@Maphawk are you here!?