Yenee

Dating scene is so cooked. This girl just told me she was seeing this lawyer for four months. He was always either on the phone at dinner or would cancel the dates due to work. When she called it out he said “okay, well, it’s either that or we can split the bill.”

Zohran Mamdani walked 6 miles home last night from the New York City Hall to round out his first 100 days in office.

🇺🇸 BEN SHAPIRO: "If you're a young American who can't afford to live here, then maybe you shouldn't live here."

Georgia Voter: It's giving war crime. You can't do that. We don't just annihilate people because we can and, you know, make a grab for the money and the oil. And that's what we've done in Venezuela. And that's what we're doing in Iran.

N(I)CK: “Deed theft is rooted in racism. They saw a black family owned a desirable home and did everything to take it.” 🎯

TSA is quoting 3 hours for both pre check and general, they have turned off the signs that show wait time because they can’t track the lines when they’re into baggage claim. Clear is closed. This is ATL at 5am

The Atlanta TSA line is so long the airport hired live entertainment This is wild

as a long time peaky blinders fan. what the fuck was that

A third space where we can just hang around and talk please. Not everytime activity. I don’t wanna do karaoke, archery or salsa. I just want to hang out with my people outside my house and meet new people, that’s the activity I want to participate in.

Thinking about the time that I said that I was distantly related to Marie Curie and a guy explained “It’s pronounced Mariah Carey”

The National Weather Service has issued a Blizzard Warning in NYC from 6am Sunday until 6pm on Monday. Heavy snow with major accumulations and strong winds (as high as 55mph) are likely during this time. This is the first Blizzard Warning in NYC (Central Park) since March 2017.

A dude on TikTok said “if she’s getting ready, you are now a DJ and a bartender, not the time police.” I bet that man has a very happy marriage 😂