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they should let you leave work early if the vibes are off and you hate it there

if crying on your birthday was an Olympic sport i would have 23 gold medals

water your plants, leo.

The theme of the #MetGala this year was ‘Garden of time’. Here’s a thread of my favourite looks. I’ll start with my fav Mona Patel:

i can’t wait to act like i fell out of a coconut tree all summer

im literally obsessed w the fact that anything thats meant to find u will no matter what bc its already urs like isnt that so comforting to know

Sometimes people will project their own lack onto you. People who lack the emotional intelligence to understand you will call you sensitive. People who lack communication skills will say you're trying to argue. People who are emotionally unavailable will invalidate your feelings.

this is actually the least depressed i been during late fall in years

oh im sorry i forgot your wife is DEAD

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i’m so dramatic but idc, i’m literally just a girl. lol

Oldest daughters are some of the toughest men you'll ever meet

me: does it look like i care? also me:

just finished my christmas tree

Every woman I’ve ever talked to has been a bit embarrassed about who she dated when she was 19, like it was pretty much the lowest of her dating standards, so it’s rly funny to see grown men be proud of dating 19 year olds