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@Variety can he brush his hair

Josh Dun and Tyler Joseph of Twenty One Pilots say they're both Swifties, and that Dun's wife, Debby Ryan, discovered that "Enchanted" is the one song that calms their baby down. #AMAs

@spookycocodun what the hell I thought Josh was a black man

thinking about how Josh was visibility crying here it hurts me so much

@buffys i mean you probably smell like soo

i want dick

@glwingwyes today I went on a city cruise in DC and they played stressed out and I sang it word for word just wanted to share that

do any of you even like twenty one pilots

@_KADU_061 or maybeee some of them are children

Why North West have so many fans? Most of them must be pedo😭

@buffys @PopBase @iPopBase What are they gonna update on??? Ur DoorDash orders 😭💀

7 years ago lizzo almost tipped over cardi b’s golf cart 😭

@belgishwaffle squeeze my own balls instead

what are you gonna do when you run out of balls to squeeze

Five-year-old Anna was the only witness to the domestic violence that had hospitalised her mother. In the large courtroom, her father stared at her from the defendant’s table. She refused to testify. She hid behind the prosecutor, shaking, and cried that she could not do it because he would see her. The prosecutor was about to request a recess when Judge Marcus, known for his stern manner, called for a pause. He stepped down from the bench, walked over to the girl, and knelt. He asked her gently what her name was. She whispered that her name was Anna. He told her that he was Judge Marcus, that it was his courtroom and he was in charge. He explained that his most important rule was that no one was allowed to be scary — not even her father — and that he would not permit it. He pointed to the witness stand and said that the chair looked big and lonely. He suggested that she and he should sit there together and that she could sit on his lap so he could act as her shield. He held out his hand, and Anna took it. The judge then sat in the witness stand with Anna on his lap, his black robe wrapped around her. Shielded by him, she found her voice and told the court what she had seen.

Kim Kardashian and Kendall Jenner (1996)

@wooriette @zzzO421 thats kim's stylist

@zzzO421 is her friend a grown woman

North West saying she likes UNCHILD ! 👤 : do you like kpop ? 💙 : yea i do, i like — i like unchild, think they're pretty new but they got swag like that #UNCHILD #언차일드

@reysaucedo98 @TMZ ur why the literacy rate in this country is going down

@TMZ If she’s a “kid” than why is she capable of getting impregnated.

EXCLUSIVE: Celeste Rivas' death certificate has been updated to say it's unclear if she was pregnant... Details: tmz.me/ZNmjCUq

@Tyler_yoseph all their album covers suck anyway

@Airaxora don't ask me no questions bitch

explain your username.

@theestallion the foreshadowing is insane

You can be the most beautiful woman with an awesome personality and ride for only ONE guy and he will still find away to fuck over you

So they stopped teaching how venn diagrams work in school??????

@_why_be_ @genjanae no problem

@_aintinthemood @genjanae Ohh I thought it was contextually relevant to their previous convo Had me so puzzled Thanks

my momma really be tryin lmaoo

@_why_be_ @genjanae kinda like you the main subject

@genjanae Wth does "you the birthday?" mean?

me at 15 bullying kids on roblox while everyone else got molested