alayna wilson

So pro-life he murdered her. 😒

Congressmembers on the 1st Speaker vote vs the 13th

Facebook boutiques are why I have no money

Kyrie is definitely the first case of basketball induced CTE

my biggest financial mistake was being in 8th grade in 2009 when I should’ve been buying foreclosed real estate

Drew Barrymore every morning when she saw Adam Sandler in ‘50 First Dates’.

THEY'RE SAYING, "COFFIN FLOP'S NOT A SHOW. IT'S JUST HOURS AND HOURS OF FOOTAGE OF REAL PEOPLE FALLING OUT OF COFFINS AT FUNERALS. THERE'S NO EXPLANATION. JUST BODY AFTER BODY BUSTING OUT OF SHIT WOOD AND HITTING PAVEMENT." THEY'RE SAYING "IT'S IMPOSSIBLE THAT MANY DEAD BODIES AR

me to whoever’s behind me in mario kart

Last night my fan was making a really weird noise, tonight it is not. Apparently the cure was to give it a break after being on continuously for a month straight. Follow me for more household repair tips.

“Born June 23, 1948” he needs to be put in a retirement home.

very good work

So you’re tellin me I lost my right to juuling and controlling my own body in the same damn week :/

I’ve been spending money like I got money to spend

@basicallyfaith Imagine the conversations

Hear me out on this — Selena Gomez and Carter Denny make sense as a couple in my head — are y’all following this logic like it doesn’t make sense but at the same time makes perfect sense

I never know what I’m going to get when I go to Taco Bell, I just pull up to the window and let the Taco Bell vibes take control

I’m a hypochondriac but for my dog

Ahhhhh the age old question: is it safe to shower during storms? Will the lightening travel through my pipes and electrocute me? Is that even possible? Idk I’m not a scientist.