That Kid Aldea

Fuck boring people. I love weirdos. FUCK I LOVE WEIRD ASS MOTHERFUCKERS.

Listen to Willy Wonka Trap Lord by Aldea soundcloud.com/aleezealdea/oom #music #trap #willywonka #willywonkatrap #aldea

For my birthday I just wanna get drunk and karaoke Hotline Bling

Definitely had a dream about an eggroll. That's where I am in life

If everyone was naked that'd be awesome. But people with big tits and Dicks would be the cool people. And it'd be lame to wear clothes.

Most terrorist attacks in America were done by Americans

Why do bitches make their lips red..like wtf nah son

The first time I jerked off wuz to fast and the furious. Also described my stroke game

I have a problem with 40 year old men saying "hashtag basic"

Why are people doin this dance where it looks like they're sneezing?

If she don't remember silly bandz, she's too young for you bro

Starting a new genre called skat auto tune

Shoutout to Kendrick Lamar holdin it down for us short nigguhz

If you have a nose ring you should not be reproducing

Happy birthday Amurika!

Do you ever wonder if your mom's a squirter

How can I become a professional beat boxer..

.@thebalamacab has released Child Death, his first new album since 2011 p4k.co/W3x81