Alejandro Navarro

Coachella Valley locals, next week. If you skate, even better.

Went snorkeling today and fucked up a sea urchin

@Fuck_Pichuu Actually @Fuck_Pichuu is the awesome one 🫡🥵🏋️

⁦@_alejandronav⁩ is awesome!🤘🏼😏💕

@sagejackson_ Everyone is always scared to be in the front 😔

I used my roommate’s ketchup and he hasn’t spoke to me in 3 weeks

I got a new phone

Today at work the students made jerk in front of them

Muere el GRAN Vicente Fernández, el cantante de música ranchera más popular de las últimas décadas. Se apaga una voz única, un hombre que llevó nuestra música a todos los rincones del planeta. Un abrazo con todo afecto a su familia. DEP El Charro de Huentitán #VicenteFernandez

My girlfriend accidentally peed on her dog

@Fuck_Pichuu Wasssup foo 🤟

Suppy

Today in my internship I had to do a presentation in front of all of the counselors and I nervously burped 3 times during the presentation. They all laughed

I need a tolerance break from hot cheetos

The fart I release inside my car after holding it in during work is always a highlight of my day

@clickjonesscott Rumor has it that you get a free wash if it rains the day of your wash

Driving out of quick qack as rain n hits my car somes up my week.

This is Ernesto watching the shit out of Frozen

If I had a nickel for every red light I ran through, I would easily have 6.75$

There was this student who was selling chips out of his bag. As I approached him he got nervous because he thought I was gonna get him in trouble. But then I asked him “Do you take Venmo?” He laughed and gave me hot fries for free 🤓

Every time I speak in class, I end up regretting it because I feel I sound like a complete bozo

Today is my mom’s and cousin’s birthday. So I’m going to flip a coin to see who I’ll call first, just so I can add a little more excitement to my life.

Damn, guess there’s a spot open now on my close friends list #nonewfriends #wheretherealfriendsat #nothingnew #frfr100