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Ok so I just don't know where to put my liminal shitpost thoughts..private snap story? Tweet? Insta private story (if it's an aesthetic thought?) Threads? Posting on all of these for help bc my brain is chock full of shitpost rn

Remember - the wildfires, the droughts, floods, heatwaves happening across the world are within "safe" climate change (1.2°C warming). We are on course to double that. No time to waste. Break free from fossil fuels. #ActOnClimate #climate #energy #renewables #GreenNewDeal

How on earth am I on Hospice-tok

Came upon a new hobby today: listening to "dark academia classsical" music in my headphones at the gym and pretending the gym bros are a part of some sort of audacious contemporary performance. I recommend this hobby for everyone.

so far I've used my therapist's confidentiality only to spill classified tea and tell her that she actually can't tell anyone

I wanna start a controversy

I just joined all the birding subreddits and I know that fact will be wiped from my memory in about an hour, until the inevitable moment a few days from now when I open the app and see nothing but bird content.

There is no magical date coming in which climate change is no longer solvable. Each day that we decide to put more and more carbon dioxide into the atmosphere are days that this crisis gets worse and worse. We must end our addiction to fossil fuels.

Omg

The most embarrassing thing is watching someone watch a video you sent them

saw some friends today

I know I'm healing because my instagram explore tab is starting to look alot like my 2012 Tumblr feed

whenever I get a seed in my orange I will have trust issues with oranges for years

in my hash slinging slasher era

@sarahsinsights Noted

@_allymcgee 5:03pm as per my most liked tweet

What's the best time to tweet something I've got a real banger in my drafts

Hello, this is Dream’s mother. I opened up this app due to the notifications and wouId Iike to let you aII know his phone has been confiscated for the time being and we will be having a conversation about this account. The things he has been saying on this app are disgusting.

I've just been informed that it's actually "plop plop" not "pop pop" but I also just learned I NEED TO BUT TWITTER BLUE to go back and fix that no way maam

tonight's poison: alka-seltzer (pop pop fizz fizz what a relief it is)