smoked herself to mars

@EnlightenedAunt As a white woman, cunt is one of my favorite words 🤣 I don’t understand why some people get so offended over it

Idk if I’ve ever asked here, but what’s with the word “cunt” and why do white women get so angry about it? I’ve asked my white friends but their explanations don’t satisfactorily explain it to me. It’s a stupid ass word to begin with… I don’t get it.

i wake up Saturday mornings longing for a horse

Decided to try a new Indian food place tonight and my bank hit me with the “hey hoe, was that you?!” 😂 they be knowin I only order from one place 😂

@Mike_Shake Hahaha yeah, I can’t get myself to do it but it sounds good sometimes

@_astrogrrl There was a post on here recently of a woman who has been vegan for a long time, she had some wings said they were great but was like I’m good I’ll stay vegan

It’s been 12 and a half years since I’ve eaten meat, but sometimes I really wanna eat a chicken wing 😵‍💫

Thanks for 10 years of friendship, Remdog. Fly high baby boy 💔😭

It’s like fucking snowmageddon outside

Took 2/3 of the dogs to the vet this morning. It cost me $843. And the 3rd one goes in next month 😂😭🤮

@GuyFieriForever If you’re buying them, why does it matter? They’re still making money? That’s just rude???

My boss pointed out that I buy baked goods a lot from work. So now I will never buy them again because I feel weird.

Jk, I got on the lift and took a run and crushed it 💁🏻‍♀️

Bf brought me to the mountain for a day of snowboarding but I don’t feel good so I sent him on his way and have been chillin at the lodge 😅 he does not know I didn’t get on the lift behind him looool

It’s almost the 5 years anniversary of me moving back to NY AND IDK HOW THATS FUCKING POSSIBLE 😭 moving back to the west coast like ASAP

My ability to drunkenly squat over a toilet will never not amaze me

We have been reunited and are all snugged up in bed together, and Jada is quietly crying under my blanket 😭 I fear I can never travel without them again 😭

I miss my dogs 😭

A bird just flew into my big front window (it’s fine, it just kept flying) and my dogs are looooosing it 😂

@chelsea1dagger7 I just wanna frolick in a field and maybe pick some berries or something wholesome 😩🫠 (I have a management position that I never wanted and I hate my everyday life broooo)

The thing about me is I don’t want a CAREER. I don’t want to climb ladders and become management. Fuck all that. I want a tedious little meaningless task driven job. Let me stuff envelopes. Godddddddd.

I’m pretty sure Coop is starting to go blind and it’s actually killing me 😭

The universe gave me a second moon as a birthday present?! And it’s MINI?! Wow. Love that for me 🥹

My birthday is in a week and I’m really considering just blowing my whole life up 😅