James Adams

If i die young make sure y’all buy those Jesus candles from Walmart

@notorious_CEG Insomnia is leagues above crumbl tho. But a mom and pop cookie shop (which is rare) will always be the goat

Insomnia cookies and crumbl cookies taste like the asshole of a cookie. worst shit ever how did we get to this

How did Sam witwicky fumble

@alohasofia_ They’re about to pull a 2020 Bucs

The Steelers are about to have one of the most predictable seasons ever with Aaron Rodgers being reunited with Mike McCarthy’s playbook.

@G00BYDOOBY Momma goob takes on PNK parties next

Asked my Mom what’s changed at raves and what’s stayed the same since she first started going in the 90s. Changed: Big mix of different ages when it was almost all young people back then. Same: Angry short blonde woman rudely pushing through the crowd. 😂

@aj4bird Yall are basically best friends now!!! It’s not even a parasocial relationship

Highlight of my weekend so far

@notorious_CEG PUT YOUR X UP

I can’t fucking believe my phone autocorrected Katz pastrami to layz pastrami holy fuck about to throw this shit in the trash

@carlscwasont Which bathroom? Each is a different experience

@aj4bird It’s the “fuck I forgot how this feels staying up this late”

Honestly, I just hate every day 1 of EDCLV lol the other two days are awesome usually

@_atomstoadams_ You’d think more dubstep fans would enjoy Cocomelon and Bluey

You’d think more dubstep fans would enjoy Chris lake.

@SweetToothAudio @inSOULsociety_ @chango_dubz Man saw a gorilla mask and said “he’s black”

@inSOULsociety_ Yo @chango_dubz congrats on the race swap bro

Jakes, Coki, Mala, Subfiltronik, Joker, Benzmixer, Detzky, Sir Spyro, Moore Kismet, A Hundred Drums, Beastboi, SEVNN, Canoto, Dr. Ushuu, Executioner, Ace Aura, Mike Shift, Keekz, Benga and too many more to name HOLY FUCKING LARP

@broitsMAR10 @aeon_toad Well well welll looks like Tony isn’t as special as he though

@aeon_toad thanks to my hubby for getting it for me 🥺

yep i am indeed god's favorite

@melissacrucifix “Yeah I really think I’d be a great therapist because I’m just such an empath”

The worst people you know are becoming healthcare and mental health providers 😔

@svddenkait Do you not have a homie across the border you can mail stuff to and just pick it up?

yeah absolutely fucking not i’m so tired of living in canada man

@zejibo The job got ZEJIBO

I GOT THE JOB 😭

@falconsolaris @NostalgiaGalaxy @FC_jurassic They all had INSANE fusions

@_atomstoadams_ @NostalgiaGalaxy @FC_jurassic This beauty tho

Only real ones grew up with these.

@notorious_CEG If Kane can do one so can you

I wish I could learn how to do a spinnerooni

@Ophionmusic Can’t even get a free snack from em

being on a frontier flight is probably the most insane form of self harm for me

@davethechzwzrd Losses: TB X2

Win: TB x2 NO x2 CAR x1 CLE GB MIN WAS CIN Lose: CAR DET CHI KC PIT 10-7 seems reasonable

Floor is 9 ceiling is 12

@vytkfps @Slimothy94 I’ll give him that, his live shows definitely come from a performer standpoint. Like he’s there to put on a show and I’ve never been disappointed with his production quality

@_atomstoadams_ @Slimothy94 His live sets are fun but his music isn't very interesting and he's not a good person but I still have fun at his shows y'know

I’ve seen Sullivan king that’s worse