avo 🐢

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avo 🐢

@_avocalypse

an expert in witticism

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avo 🐢@_avocalypse·2 Nis

Keeping this to remind me to keep hustling

WORK@worksfess

work! Boleh kasih cara atau journey kalian bisa punya penghasilan 10jt++ perbulan? 🙏

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mouse@litlmaus·1d

we wait for extroverts to find us 🥀

i s h i@ishiiarchive

how do introverts make friends?

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Riil

Revenge of the Nameless Ranger@arsipnasionan

Akurat.

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avo 🐢@_avocalypse·20h

Shoegaze juga A? open.spotify.com/track/3q4YT4K5…

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avo 🐢@_avocalypse·4 Eki

Your 2AM usual, sir open.spotify.com/track/5e0b9LgO…

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avo 🐢@_avocalypse·4 Mar

Songs that might make your day brighter (or gloomier):

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avo 🐢@_avocalypse·1d

@jobimsinatra_ You shouldddd

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avo 🐢@_avocalypse·1d

@kesetrump Biar gedenya kaya Rafael Nadal jago main di clay

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wingstop churchill@kesetrump·1d

“Ari ari kamu kan ditanem di lapangan tenis.”- papa 🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀

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@moonalluree Show him your flo cycle, he'll know what to do 😃👍

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💫@moonalluree·1d

how to tell a guy i want him to fuck the shit outta me without telling him i want it cuz i dont wanna be labeled as an aggresive hyper bitch eventho i actually am 🙂 cuz i love to be a sub 🥺

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avo 🐢@_avocalypse·1d

@ShitpostGate Gregor Samsa would hate this post

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avo 🐢@_avocalypse·1d

I mean, look at the resemblance

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avo 🐢@_avocalypse·1d

Mermaid Man

deyso.ᐟ ⊹@deydeydeyso

São os olhinhos dele que complementam a estrela!! Ao fechar, fica tipo um triângulo

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musashi@scabberslosttoe·2d

they bloom regardless

Sangeet@sangaldoo

What happens to flowers that no one buys?

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avo 🐢@_avocalypse·2d

@selenashells Ugh it means you miss the chance to make out with kepiting butter lada hitam

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💫@moonalluree·2d

@_avocalypse BRO GUE HAMPIR KESANA TONIGHT WDYM

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avo 🐢@_avocalypse·2d

I'd never get tired of making out with kepiting butter lada hitam Wiro Sableng

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avo 🐢@_avocalypse·2d

@selenashells what if that's true but all the citations were burned down along with the Library of Alexandria........

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💫@moonalluree·2d

@_avocalypse what if the simple explanation is just dragons were really exist back then.......

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avo 🐢@_avocalypse·2d

INI LOH. Pernah wondering soal ini, tapi agak aneh kalo ini cuma Mandela effect. Masa di rentang waktu yg gak jauh beda, orang orang dulu bisa punya gambaran soal suatu entitas yang ciri cirinya mirip

eve@eveneechan

Ihh menarik. Aku dr dulu emg penasaran sih apakah ada studinya, krn hampir semua kebudayaan tryt punya konsep giant serpents. Aztec with quetzalcoatl, china with loong, europe with variant dragon salamander, asia tenggara dgn berbagai macam giant serpent nya juga

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