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@_ayshaw

https://t.co/oNGrdJxOPA

Pittsburgh, PA Katılım Aralık 2011

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dyson daniels floater@killmesIime·4d

Now this is an elite complaint

Wow, He’s Tsonga!@_aboihasnoname

Can someone please fix bacon packaging. There has to be a better way.

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dior ✞@deeore5·5d

the older i get the heller the no

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Softboy@softboywin·29 Nis

I’ve never contributed to traffic in my entire life that’s all on y’all

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Softboy@softboywin·29 Nis

starting the second half of your sandwich is like hell yeah baby let’s run it back

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rea@ReaBeee·20 Nis

I really wish I was a woman of few words. Unfortunately, you will hear from me. 👍🏽

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Juanita@juanitagroisman·10 Nis

En high school musical te pegaban un tiro por esto

Adam James Pollock@AdamPollock

Accidentally made too many crèmes brûlées

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Eugene@eugeneh84·1 Nis

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normal@35yearoldfriend·18 Mar

Is Mike’s Hot Honey, Mike’s Hard Lemonade, and Jersey Mike’s all the same Mike?

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777@_garrettcharles·24 Oca

I don’t feel bad for anyone in that 3 hour grocery line bc going to Trader Joe’s for winter storm preparation is like going going to Chuck E. Cheese for open heart surgery

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ethical hater@DijahSB·2 Oca

some shit you’d feed a walrus on its birthday

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nasty african girl@maxinethepoet·23 Ara

I’m in the airport and I’ve been eavesdropping on a dramatic call and the lady who is on the phone could see that I was reacting to their conversation and she’s put the call on speaker and included me in gossip lmao????

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Katie D@KatieDeal99·23 Ara

I told a student I got coal once for Christmas and he said “that was probably a useful gift in the time you grew up”

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Keara Sullivan@superkeara·18 Ara

Omfg just found out my recently deceased aunt apparently bequeathed me her Christmas tree farm? So now I have to leave the big city (right as I’m about to get my big promotion) and head to her rinky dink town to deal with this shit. FML!!!!

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Orwell & Goode@OrwellNGoode·17 Ara

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Chris@iamchriscorooo·15 Ara

I wish it was 7pm Friday 95 degrees

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AARON@lidolmix·20 Kas

that one spongebob newscaster

Berries ✨@dark_angelsxx

Wey por? JJAJAJJA #MissUniverse

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mecca ;)@spinbackmecca·3 Kas

omg he’s so right like 100%

💗@ma1ybe

My dad trying to comfort me like😭

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BLËUSKI@BleuCapone·2 Kas

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Emily Bryant@EmilyBryant4

My grandpa used to make me smoke black n milds to keep the mosquitos away

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Jenni@hashjenni·12 Eki

I swear to god. There was a scene in early dvd releases of shrek that were cut in later releases, where farquaad was shown in the dragons stomach with a match during the I’m a Believer scene singing along by himself. I remember seeing him seeing in the stomach

ɴᴀᴅɪ.⋆𐙚@luvblessingz

Didn’t Lord Farquaad get eaten by a dragon in the first movie?

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