𝖇𝖆𝖊𝖕𝖍𝖔𝖒𝖊𝖙 𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪

names i’d use for my band if i had one 1. middle cushion 2. dear gravity 3. friday’s at racers cont 👇

happy first day of spring! ❀˖°

And you're a cherry blossom, you're about to bloom You look so pretty, but you're gone so soon

First day of spring, sun shining, birds chirping life is good.

weed has taken me places i wouldn’t go with a gun

if i’m shopping your order im judging your order 👏 why do you need this many beans suzanne ???

new coworker told me he didn’t introduce himself to when he first started bc i “look mean” lmao keep that energy

Cakes and candles to The Milkman! 🎂

Let this be your sign that Opening Day is just around the corner 😏

the entire concept of people trying to cancel 3oh3 over the richman trend because someone mistook 5'5" benny blanco as a 3oh3 as opposed to like. the existence of the line "rich skank filled up like a sperm bank"

I smoked weed out of a hollowed out highlighter in high school that’s why I can’t do math

Literally never kill yourself

my people will vaguepost your people

girls only want one thing and it’s DISGUSTING

belly hurt :(

I'm calling it my "cooter" from now on. But not just "cooter" I'm gonna use a Southern accent like "cewter"

my toxic Appalachian trait is wanting potatoes with every meal

who up feeling really really bad and also scared

Hey can I use your gun really quick

it's just weird, because it seems like somebody definitely touched my drum set

can I be your sweet girl forever? ??