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Nepotism is okay if you are beautiful.

the way to "turn in cleaner copy" is to simply miss your deadline like an adult

@NwistyOnline The basketball😭 Oh, it's going to be so nice to get to come home to him!

There’s a cowboy named Lenny running a country western bar in Lo de Marcos, Nayarit. He tells Americans his mom named him after “a famous Russian,” with a wink. If you ever find yourself there (I recommend!), you should know I built his bar playlist.

Having a baby to avoid my work responsibilities

@peeanofreeeeek Kopari (doesn’t work) with an Eo spray (also doesn’t work). Sometimes a cream charcoal deodorant from the refill shop (does NOT work!!)

Polyamory is caused by too much corn in the diet.

there are aspects of the jezebel period that we have taken great pains to bury but until gen x is safe and sound in one large retirement home we will never be free

People who complain about things that I like are not to be taken seriously.

We stand with @susanabulhawa today and every day. In 2024 she entered Gaza twice to lead a series of workshops for young writers who risked their lives traveling to and from the sessions. Out of the workshops, she compiled their stories into the book “Every Moment Is a Life: Gaza in the time of genocide” (link below). In the face of condemnation & attacks, susan has chosen to re-center Gaza, the writers featured in the book, their stories, and the struggle for Palestinian survival and liberation during the ongoing genocide and 78 years of the ongoing Nakba. simonandschuster.com/books/Every-Mo…

Javier Bardem says “no to war and free Palestine” at the #Oscars, earning a huge round of applause from everyone in the room. (via ABC/AMPAS)

My offset spatula my right-hand arm man. My everything. My confidant, my best friend, my silly rabbit

I'm not touching my eyebrows! I'm not touching my eyebrows!!!!

@Harmony_Holiday Letting an incredibly dumb man do whatever he wants, living outside of reality at the expense of your literal life

Also, that Love Story show is pure villainy and sending girls into psychosis. Carolyn ended up dead, not a great American fairy tale, a great american cautionary tale about the delusions of power and proximity to it. With headbands.

To all my haters #GUWOP means Get, Ur, Weight, Up, Pussy ..

Yearning is just an excuse to be swagless. GUWOP.

No more yearning or ~limerence~ posting. It’s time to get a grip. Touch ass, if you will.

Wrapped up six weeks of sex pest studies with @_beatricek at Bathers Library this evening

What is a good news source?

Folk art deserves folk critics.