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Super League’s greatest ever side minus about 6 of the best ever players.

@D_L1997 @Creed_Thoughts2 BUTTLICKER OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER

@_benashton @Creed_Thoughts2 It’s a million dollar sale!

BUTTLICKER OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER

“Stress Relief” from The Office isn’t just the best episode. It’s the Super Bowl of sitcom cold opens. Stanley’s heart attack, Michael’s chaos, the CPR scene turning into a club remix. Television hitting a perfect, unhinged note.

The CPR training scene in The Office (2009) just keeps escalating.

Spelling didn’t like that is the scariest part

✍️ 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐂𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐋 St.Helens R.F.C. is delighted to confirm Mark Percival has signed a one-year contract extension, keeping him at the Club until at least the end of the 2027 season! Full story 😇 saintsrlfc.com #COYS | @MarkPercival22

@D_L1997 @UndrTheCosh Need another live show in Leeds fellas

@UndrTheCosh @_benashton

🚨 BACK WITH A NEW SERIES! 🚨 2.3.26

@Caleb7StH @Marrow102 @D_L1997 Gonna have her work cut out looking after two daughters a DPD man child.

@_benashton @Marrow102 @D_L1997 Unlike yourself I’m not sure Mr Marrow is cut out for being a dad just yet, prayers are with Ash.

Nandos, absolutely garbage.

@Caleb7StH @Marrow102 @D_L1997 You’ve got a child on the way James, you’re showing a serious lack of maturity currently. Worrying.

@Marrow102 @D_L1997 @_benashton We’re having a serious conversation about food here mate, if you can’t contribute accordingly without being immature I suggest you exit said conversation.

@Marrow102 @D_L1997 @Caleb7StH Greggs is crap and Brad works there. Bin it.

@D_L1997 @Caleb7StH @_benashton Majority of them are shite pal. Foods just sat under a warmer for hours. Shite!

@CoggieDave @WayneHaselden Who are you blaming?

@WayneHaselden State of blaming that loss on a new coach my god

There’s actually a load of spotty little virgins pleased we lost tonight so they can start talking about Wellens again. Our fanbase is fucked.

@SaintsNewsfeed @MegWellensX @BradAsquith7 He played 23 games last season so that’s just not true is it really? As for her doing her job, I don’t understand what her family have to do with that.

@MegWellensX @BradAsquith7 People who are close to Paul need to let the club make decisions he wouldn’t or was getting wrong. He is 3 games in, 3 games out. Even when he plays his bandaged up. Club legend. Time to move on

The whole Mark Percival saga is quite the intriguing one to watch unfold and I find this debate about him being injury ridden a slight myth. Yes he has had injuries, no getting away from that, but over the past 3 seasons he has averaged 22 appearances for Saints. And on his age: He and Nene McDonald are the same age (31) and McDonald is on a two-year deal.

@D_L1997 @Waddy1 Aye aye captain🫡

@Waddy1 @_benashton you heard the man

Everton play tomorrow ffs

@_benashton What a trophy mate.

Enjoy mate @D_L1997

@LeagueFreak Innocent.

In one word, describe the England Rugby League teams performance in the 2025 Ashes series. #RugbyLeague #NRL

@smales_paul I don’t know pal, I’m not Shaun Wane.

@_benashton Just what has Wane watched to pick a number of these players?

No Newman again. Wane clearly watched him try and tackle Shane Wright.

Shaun Wane has got to go #WaneOut

@D_L1997 @86Hodgson @BradAsquith7 Have get airlifted back to your seat.

@_benashton @86Hodgson @BradAsquith7 Going to smash your jaw in when I’m back in stand in a sec