Ben

@markgoldbridge That went well didn't it

No doubt Bruno starts tonight but the question is why? At some point we need to learn to play without him. What better opportunity

@ManUtd Should be ashamed of yourselves after that.

Onana can't keep out Burns' effort. Mbeumo's hits the bar. The Reds exit the Carabao Cup. Grimsby: ✅ United: ❌

If Onana is not out of this club by tomorrow morning, the whole thing is a farce

U-N-I-WE-ARE-SHIT

Found Fiona's CV #fionaharvey #BabyReindeer

RIP Manchester United #GlazersOut

@FPellistri07 @ManUtd @ManUtd_Es Would just like to win something for once 😂😂

let’s give out some shirts 😏 just share this post and comment why you should win one to participate 72hrs, three winners, good luck! 👊🏼

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@StokeyyG2 You're telling me that if any criminal charges against yourself were dropped, that you wouldn't be alound to return to work? Even though in the eyes of the law, you are technically innocent.

Mason Greenwood should not play football again.

@KaciJayMufc 7/10 It's a good start. I think the signing of Eriksen is very underrated. I would have liked to see a recognised striker, but am interested to see Sancho, Rashford and Antony play together. Alot of pace in that attack.

@utdreport @SkySportsLyall Dean Henderson?

#mufc are actively looking for a goalkeeper who can be a strong No.2 to compete with David de Gea #mulive [@SkySportsLyall]

So, Man United can't attract any big name players, so instead of looking to youth to bolster the squad, we are just going to sell them so we can buy some random 34 who once played football. Great business model I see. #GlazersOut #GlazersSellNow

If Chelsea sign De Jong then I'm finished with this joke of a club #GlazersOut #GlazersSellManUtd #EmptyOldTrafford

@SkySportsPL #EmptyOldTrafford

Was Scott McTominay 'lucky' to escape a red card against Brighton? 🟥

#GlazersOut #GlazersSellManUtd

@ladbible Hold me while you Waitrose

Incorporate a supermarket into a song title. I’ll start. Lidl by Lidl.

I hope we don't win a trophy next year. I do not want to see this man dance again.

Imagine Spurs signing more people than United 😂😂

Wouldn't be surprised if @ManUtd finished 12th this season. This window has been a joke.