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im just like him fr

may also need to paint your face like marathon runna to avoid facial recognition

MAYBE if we all stop scanning our kroger rewards cards at checkout OR cycle between 20-35 separate cards we will all be saved from algorithmic surge pricing

watched the new beaver movie, thought they were gonna squish gavin newsom fr

Yes! that is Byzantine Christ Pantokrator Cameo also 19th century Czech glass animal charms, and a brilliant Kuma-in-Kuma mold by @kinouekino

here's a collection of stuff I'd like to put in my mouth

@unusual_whales openthebooks.substack.com/p/pentagon-sho… more details from MSN's source

The Pentagon purchased $2 million worth of Alaskan king crab in September, per new released documents seen by MSN.

""Everything good is instinctive - and consequently light, necessary, free." - Nietzsche on the properly designed Pokemon

@Spacestation its pronounced spa c'est tación

SPA CES TAT ION

going bonkers on the cream cheese this morning I earned it

certainty is the first attribute of divinity the form of the pokemon must insist upon itself

I don't like these

if Marathon doesn’t have jungle breaks I’m not playing it

your prize? brilliant long stemmed orange bell pepper

Using images that are AI generated is lazy, cheap, and sends a message that is antithetical to the ideals of the Olympics. The organization built on the dedication and skills of so many human athletes is posting AI content made in seconds. Please never allow this to happen again.

I have never loved a car this is a crazy feeling…but here I am..I hope we will always be together 🩷

counting down the minutes until I can have my big ass cup of juice

TODAY: Hundreds of thousands in Minnesota braved -10°F weather to march through downtown Minneapolis as part of the statewide general strike demanding ICE out of the Twin Cities.

iShowSpeed encounters haggard vagabond begging for alms. Speed not only gives the man a silver coin, but also his new slippers and his last two figs. The beggar then reveals himself to have been the Sultan in disguise, and rewards Speed's generosity greatly.