Biatu!

And do you know that the fear of Palindrome is ‘Aibohphobia’ which is also a palindrome?😂

Everyone shut up I just learned a new word: Eremition (eh-ruh-mish-un) The act of gradually fading from the lives of others, not out of malice, but a desire for solitude or renewal.

“To be loved or to be seen” Omo, to get bastard money.😭

And all the assignments I missed

Ads on whatsapp???? Has everyone lost their ever lasting mind?????????????????

If you want to do IVF or you want to remove Fibroid but you don’t have money. Just go to the nearest Access bank in your area and reach the customer service. All you need is just letter from the Hospital and the invoice from the hospital. Retweet for wider audience

so ure saying i should leave my parents home (where im a princess), just to marry a man that makes me cook and clean for him? seems like a scam to me

BUY FROM SWIFTCHRONOS 🌟🎥

@ndk3ree_zaddik @_Omalicha_nwa Stray bullet paaaaa😂😂😂

@_Omalicha_nwa “One sadiq that is a bachelor “ why use the name sadiq?😭

Every Maiduguri girl goes through this immediately after Asr Prayer on her wedding day. And we do it every 2-3 months. Yes, there is absolutely no problem going this length or even more to please your husband. Your husband isn't just a random man. Pleasing him is Deen. Do it and do more as long as it's not against the religion. A woman who pleases her man in any way she can and capable of is always loved more, respected more, cared for more and also held more in high regards. Above all, your husband wouldn't want to see you stressed. He dwells in love, affection and empathy towards you. This is your husband NOT JUST A RANDOM street man or one Sadiq that is a bachelor! Please your man! Please him! Worship him and see how he will come down to your feet and control!!!! The easiest way to control a man is to worship him!

Babu uban da ya isa ya rabani dake . Genotype:

@indoeishat I raise you Ebira people

Yoruba guys have strong body odor ehnnn ewwwww not all sha.

professor i cannot submit my assignment i am muslim we only submit to allah

Those uncles and aunties complaining that we don’t call them, do their own kids call our parents?

@shvkurr_ Kamar ana bonanzar abin ne

Every one is buying house of reps ticket, ita fa reps ba cage club bace ko Tokyo

@khadijahzakari_ Reminds me of my grandma. She does it every time.

I’m addicted to applying menthol balm in my nose. Like I do it everytime just like I apply lipgloss.

You are all for calling out politicians, until it is Isa Ali Pantami. Suddenly, it is “show respect.” Hypocritical idiot

Hepimiz aynı hadisi düşünüyoruz değil mi?

Wallahi muji tsoron Allah , mutuwa akeyi ,mu rage zargi da fadi baa tambayeka ba.. Wanda ya rufa ma wani asiri Allah ze rufa masa nashi shima..

@nansbello Someone said, ‘he wants to run till he runs mad’😂

Atiku kills me😭 idk if the man genuinely just underestimates how much Nigerians don’t want him to be president or that his ambition is way too high that he is intentionally refusing to see how generally unwanted he actually is. Either way, it is funny 😂

Ɗan Buhari = Reps Ɗan Mangal = Reps Ɗan Sarkin Daura = Reps Dan Talaka kuma = Tura kuɗin sayen form Afala Ta’qilun?

Don’t call Buhari a failure. Don’t point out Pantami’s hypocrisy. Don’t be too harsh on Yusuf Buhari. Don’t do this. Don’t do that. Don’t speak like this. So what’s the point of saying you are fighting for the north? Genuinely what is the point?😂😂😂