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Danny deVito seems pretty cool. I would probably hang out with him.

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Just tweeting this so I can pin it to the top of my profile so every time I go look at how funny my retweets / tweets are this is the first tweet I see
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Tuesday June 6 8:10pm Cried in the bathroom because I remembered how much Beatrice loved baths. 😔 grief is wild man
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my dog died today and ya it sucks and ya I cried … but what made me cry even more is that I had almost 200 people message me tell me how much they loved / cared about her and how good of a life she had 😭😔😟 rest easy baby bea
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@HitSaveCyril good evening. I’m going to be in your city from the 3rd until the 6th. Please contact me if you’re up for a potential coffee / tea get together sometime in the afternoon on one of the dates provided. Thank you, looking forward to your respond. (lol)
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4th year in a row crying on April 2nd. I miss my grandpa. The grieving process is a silly one. I can honestly say I’ve thought about my grandpa everyday since April 2nd, 2019 - and it doesn’t get any easier.
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Umm I’m sorry but I just found out WHO the Savannah Bananas are … @JeffWhite019 what in the world is going ON over there.
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I’m paying $7.00 for a head of lettuce, $4.00 for a loaf of whole wheat bread & $4.50 for 3 apples. But hey, go off king 👑 #lovetheinflation
Justin Trudeau@JustinTrudeau

We’ve cut child care fees in half. We’ve made dental care more accessible. We’ve doubled the GST Tax Credit for six months. We’ve eliminated interest on Canada Student Loans. And much more. Bottom line: We’re working to make your life more affordable – and we’ll keep at it.

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idk anymore@nickstickB·
The shop I'm working in currently has the most fucked up bathroom I've ever seen
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Greta Thunberg
Greta Thunberg@GretaThunberg·
yes, please do enlighten me. email me at smalldickenergy@getalife.com
Andrew Tate@Cobratate

Hello @GretaThunberg I have 33 cars. My Bugatti has a w16 8.0L quad turbo. My TWO Ferrari 812 competizione have 6.5L v12s. This is just the start. Please provide your email address so I can send a complete list of my car collection and their respective enormous emissions.

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I miss my grandpa 😔
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Travel hack. Order triples at the airport and sleep your whole flight
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I’m sorry but if you walk around the gym in BARE feet there is 100% wrong with you.
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if u reheat McDonald’s ur too deep in the trenches
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Supreme Court my ass
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New hair day 😇😇😇😇😇
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Ya it’s cool that Ur significant other might send you cute messages for you to wake up to … but do they send you information on how talking on the phone works? 🤠
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I’ve been an @Avalanche fan since 1999… I’m so STOKED about heading to the Stanley cup finals.
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