jasmine

my two extremes

…………… my condolences ….. cannot believe this shit rn

i may love illenium but i am not, under any circumstance, an illenial

im just minding my own damn ass business

also when they havent seen u in a while - “you look fatter!!” ur wrinkles also really starting to get bad.. maybe while i hit the gym, u can pay a visit to the medspa for some botox babes 😎

i cant stand older viet women “girls in Vietnam only eat once a day and are stick skinny - no fat on them at all” yeah girlypop!!! thats cuz they in poverty bitch wtf😭

might dress as a vape this halloween so he’ll care if he loses me

the male species really aint shit and im reminded why over and over again . if u think ur bfs not cheating , look thru his phone again sis 😩

men will always downgrade to an ugly btch bc they know they lost out on sum good 😭

saw this guy at the gym spin his girlfriend around and they were giggling laughing, cranked out an extra 4-5 reps thank you

yeah

how am i gonna block u and somehow i still receive ur texts n calls —— LEAVEEEE PLS

u served🪖 but i served💅

“how come you never post me?” i only post jokes on here babe and you not a joke to me

being horny is a feminine trait. Men should be constantly thinking about war