Samantha (feat. Fallout Boy) (Taylor’s Version)

No one speak to me for 3-5 business days because I’m UNWELL ❤️🥹

@tetedepoulet This is the sexiest thing I’ve ever seen

@tetedepoulet I know, why can’t a pursue my passions of reading and eating carbs and still look and feel good? This is bullsh*t

Been waking up early enough to put on makeup, hydrating and exercising and I’m sorry to report it’s helping my stupid mental health…

@tetedepoulet Someone in your class is about to become Spider-Man, I don’t trust that thing.

Can’t say BookCon didn’t have a little something for everyone, damn.

@ElJefeGoldblum That jacket is 🔥

Cubs hat with the NASA bomber jacket is always a vibe.

@ElJefeGoldblum Hot tub tho

Being drunk in a pool with a glizzy and a beer in hand would heal me.

@devtasticcc Not well, but I’m usually in my husbands league when he does it

@_bookish86 Omg I sure will!!!! Do you play NFL fantasy ??

any of my she/her followers want to join my WNBA fantasy league. Need 4 more women to join! (no boys allowed 😎) will be on the ESPN app

I survived BookCon (everything hurts)

Me at Walmart: No one will ever know I bought this dress for $7. Stranger: I love your dress. Me: GIRL, IT WAS $7 AT WALMART AND IT HAS POCKETS

@ElJefeGoldblum You doing ok?

Woke up feeling extremely hungover… except I haven’t had a drop of alcohol since Easter brunch.

@littlirishheart Painted lady caterpillars day 9

Phidippus regius babies day 5.

MetalSlinger just wrecked me. If anyone needs me I’ll be laying in my bed staring at the ceiling.

@jarvschaos My first really serious relationship was with a lifelong Devils fan and he started bringing me to games. Taught me the rules of the game, about the players. Bought me my first jersey when I picked a favorite player. That all stuck with me.

I really wanna hear everyone’s hockey origin story. What made you a fan of the sport in the first place? And what made you choose your favourite team? I need those anwers

@KeruboSk We are well hydrated and also have never had a reason to smile, prevents creases.

Why do millennials age like they found a glitch in the system? They’ll say they’re pushing 40 and still look like they just graduated yesterday. What's the secret?

@ElJefeGoldblum That is 🔥

She’s finally here and so much more amazing in person lol

@tetedepoulet That is insane! I hope he has the best birthday!

@ElJefeGoldblum Bella is obsessed with Tom Nook

Payton going to town on this caterpillar toy. I love her so damn much.

@ElJefeGoldblum Taking the kids Friday

Got tix to see the Super Mario movie this evening. Fuck yeah