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That crowd at tipsy can be soooo overwhelming 😭

Yall int answer me but I find out 😒 For anyone who may need to know. Using the new “CoOptima Pay” money cannot be sent straight from your call deposit as you did before. You first need to transfer the money from your call deposit to your CoOptima pay and then do the transfer.

Idk but I feel like if me and u got de same car you should feel compelled to let me out🫪…

Do not take a break from the gym. I repeat DO NOT TAKE A BREAK FROM THE GYM!!!

Job post: Are you open to relocate? Me: I'm open to teleport, evaporate, levitate, reincarnate, accelerate, regenerate, migrate. just hire me.

Me in the Job interview : "I work very well under pressure" Me under minor pressure:

Imagine if Microsoft was down for a day. No Outlook, no Teams, etc. Ugh, if only 😫

Nobody is more surprised than your boss hearing about your PTO for the second time.

I’ve said it once, but I’ll say it twice. The key to life is always having a dinner reservation or a vacation in the near future

Mid career burnout is a real thing and after working in corporate for 10+ years, I totally understand why some people quit and go work as a barista

Me calling someone back, hoping they don’t pick up so I can use it as proof that I tried.

Once you've experienced working remotely in your career, you realize how much worse the office actually is.

People who hit the gym between 10am–11:30am clearly mastered their schedule or they’re doing well in life..

my problem is…i want a yoga, boxing, gym & pilates membership ALL for $20 a month