𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 B-smoov

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Coptic, born by the pyramids 🇪🇬 raised by the kangaroos 🇦🇺 - Dark Humour, Bright Soul - Tweets are not my own

hotofiteezak Katılım Şubat 2011
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I really didn't believe this DNA ethnicity testing works but I can't believe how accurate mine is
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I don't tweet anymore but I just wanted to say I'm pissed that I can pay for streaming and still get ads, even mid-stream
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"Don't put off till tomorrow what you do today " might not be the best advice if you're talking to a serial killer
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If I ever find a coptic girl that goes to church, likes Jordan Peterson, has done the carnivore diet, uses the sauna and the cold plunge, I would simply marry her
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I'm glad no one reads my twitter anymore, it reminds me of the good old days
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If you drink while peeing in a garden you'll be considered a water feature
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Egyptian men would rather say they have pectus excavatam and anterior pelvic tilt than just admit they're fat and that's why they have a kersh
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When the first fetus identifies as a life, the pro-choicers are gonna have a real bad day
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Girls will never understand the struggle of rolling up the sleeves of a long sleeve shirt to a short sleeve shirt
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I'm back to Toronto 1st of September to 4th of September and 8th of September until the 15th of September hmu for hangs
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Black people don't have white teeth, they just have good contrast
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"saturated fat doesn't cause heart disease, carbohydrates do" is still, to-date, the sexiest thing a girl has ever said to me
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I wish someone would steal my identity and take my childhood trauma with it
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I wish humans didn't need to sleep so I could waste 20 hours a day instead of 10
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