𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 B-smoov

I really didn't believe this DNA ethnicity testing works but I can't believe how accurate mine is

I don't tweet anymore but I just wanted to say I'm pissed that I can pay for streaming and still get ads, even mid-stream

tbh I'm at the stage where I just 3obalak myself

"Don't put off till tomorrow what you do today " might not be the best advice if you're talking to a serial killer

If I ever find a coptic girl that goes to church, likes Jordan Peterson, has done the carnivore diet, uses the sauna and the cold plunge, I would simply marry her

I'm glad no one reads my twitter anymore, it reminds me of the good old days

I wore slides before it was cool

I began the calibri trend

If you drink while peeing in a garden you'll be considered a water feature

Egyptian men would rather say they have pectus excavatam and anterior pelvic tilt than just admit they're fat and that's why they have a kersh

When the first fetus identifies as a life, the pro-choicers are gonna have a real bad day

Girls will never understand the struggle of rolling up the sleeves of a long sleeve shirt to a short sleeve shirt

Anyone wanna chill in LA? I got 7 hours to kill...

I'm back to Toronto 1st of September to 4th of September and 8th of September until the 15th of September hmu for hangs

Black people don't have white teeth, they just have good contrast

My stripper name is Magic Coco

"saturated fat doesn't cause heart disease, carbohydrates do" is still, to-date, the sexiest thing a girl has ever said to me

I wish someone would steal my identity and take my childhood trauma with it

When I listen to arabic music my DNA starts to dance

What if soy milk is just Spanish milk introducing himself

I wish humans didn't need to sleep so I could waste 20 hours a day instead of 10