Cassie

Not a waiter making a trip over here to say “I wish everyone was as happy as you about the food- we see you dancing & eating over here” PLEASE omg

Whoever’s job it is to update the music at Fenway quit at least 10 years ago

I have never in my life craved a protein bar but these crispy ones?????? OMG

Every once in a while you get that really good blueberry that makes eating all the rest of em worth it

Just got humbled by smith machine step ups

@wcoastdragonfly 6:45pm sunset here, please keep me in your prayers

@ssndacat She said GET MEOWT

@_leens_ LMAO

OKAY. FIRST of all. Why do all my gfs have BALD boyfriends/ husbands? What’s the deal? Should I tooo be looking for a baldie?

Big booty is a state of mind

@NatHappenin Only every single day. Sorry they created the best drink ever!!!!

At our fave bar in Phuket, the bartender looks at @_cassarole_ and I and says, “Mango daiquiri?” before we even fully sat down. Have we really been here that much? 🥴

Wind on the rooftop bar humbled me. Hair was going everywhere. Went from a 10 to a 8.5 real quick

I left Japan too soon smh

@rysofine Already ahead of you baby! I’ve had a shot for every hour I’ve been in Bangkok now hehe

Take a shotttttt @_cassarole_ 🤣🤣

The new American dream is to move away from

We’re all still stuck on east coast time out here so I know everyone’s been continuing to “sleep”. So obvi I had to grab a seltzie and get the day started. I cracked it open in the bedroom doorway and heads shot up so fast 😂 It’s 4am in Japan baby let’s gooooo

Got all the way up in men’s business today, shoveled the drive and swept all the snow off the car, JUST FOR THE GYM TO BE CLOSED!

I yelled “Go Chiefs!” and suddenly this 49ers shirt was being shoved over my head?! Please I’m just a girl

@NatHappenin @_leens_ Excuse me?!

@_leens_ Is your brother @_cassarole_?

My bro called me to tell me his toenail fell off lmfao ew

@NatHappenin Can’t believe my friend is 70 🥹

Mean things @_cassarole_ has told me on my 30th birthday, part 3: While on the phone, “Sorry, Peach. Your DEADBEAT FATHER has turned to dust on her 60th birthday..”

Waiting for the day the cooldown mode on the treadmill doesn’t make me stumble and think for a sec that I’m going down