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Did anyone else’s primary school ban them from playing British Bulldog cause everyone kept hurting themselves or 🤨

Nothing annoys me more than when someone walks into a room where the door is closed and doesn’t close the door on the way out😒

People confuse me

easiest money I could ever make

I don’t know how some of these doctors actually become doctors because they are cunts

Uh just want to sleep

All I want is ice lollies and that’s not ideal when I’m in hospital

Never ending cycle of illness someone stop it

Lad my mortgage has gone up £400 a month and the gas and electricity up £250 a month up. You are the ones who have broke us not some lad with a Palestine flag, now fuck off

Slipknot sacked their drummer a few months ago, and suddenly Kate Middleton is nowhere to be seen? Surely not a coincidence, she must be locked in rehearsals frantically learning their tour set list and getting a horror mask fitted.

Uh it just gets worse

Always trust your gut.

Walkers have really stepped up their salt and vinegar flavouring Jesus my tongue is sore 😭😭😭

Never a dull day in this place 🥴🙄

Some people really have 0 respect for people that actually need rest when they’re in hospital, sitting on the phone shouting consistently for hours is starting to grind my gears. I JUST WANT TO SLEEP

31 years old and all I want when I feel poorly is my mum

Sick of the sight of this hospital as much as I know I’m in the best place

10 to 6 in the morning and the woman across from me in hospital thinks it’s okay to talk at the top of her lungs on the phone.. are you alright 🤦🏻‍♀️

This is the best discography in Hip Hop and it’s not even close