cde vas Talimancer

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cde vas Talimancer

cde vas Talimancer

@_cde

☪ Will snark for hire. Also loves dem hips.

Cmdr Sheppard's Favorite Store Katılım Mart 2010
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Autumn@autumnsecretsxx·
@HashashinTag I mean, I get that he was just exercising, but wearing a tactical-looking black vest in a sensitive area in 2026? You have to know that’s going to trigger a response. Read the room, man
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Hashashin
Hashashin@HashashinTag·
lmao poor dude was just wearing a weighted vest at an outdoor gym
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Salford Police (GMP)@GMPSalford

#UPDATE | We received a report of a suspicious male on Bristol Street, Salford, at around 11:52am today. Officers established that the individual was wearing a weighted gym vest and carrying a skipping rope at an outdoor gym. There is no threat to the wider community.

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TheIIInfamous
TheIIInfamous@HellOnEarth_III·
She's a little confused, but she's got the spirit
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DeeMendesArt@deemendesart·
"EQUINOX" means that today, the day and night are equally obnoxious
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Still Top 🧍🏾‍♂️🦅
He’s dressed how Japanese people depict Americans in anime lol.
Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

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KerimvomSport
KerimvomSport@KerimvomSport·
@muyhiram I can excuse eating humans, but I draw the line at racism
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MUY@muyhiram·
Food Delivery
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MonsterGirlTime
MonsterGirlTime@MamonoGang·
Spiders are into bondage, as you could imagine.
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BasedBinkie
BasedBinkie@basedbinkie·
Negotiating with an eldritch entity
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MonsterGirlTime
MonsterGirlTime@MamonoGang·
Elf ears and any ears like them are built to be caressed!
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The Facts Dude 🤙🏽
The Facts Dude 🤙🏽@Thefactsdude·
NEW: Hurst police release full bodycam after viral edited video sparks excessive force claims in school zone stop Hurst officers pulled over Taneisha Thompson for speeding 40 mph in a 25 mph school zone. She refused the ticket, threw it out the window and tried to roll up her window. Bodycam shows Cpl. Morgan opening the door, grabbing her arm and pulling her from the SUV after she refused commands to exit. Additional officers arrived and took her to the ground. She claims a black eye, busted lip needing stitches and other injuries; her attorney alleges racial profiling after her edited viral video was released. Thompson was charged with resisting arrest, speeding and littering.
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welshwitch78
welshwitch78@welshwitch78·
@MagaTwin007 @Thefactsdude What we actually need is supposed adults act like it instead of enablers that always excuse non-adult behavior. Signing a ticket is a requirement in most states. And in my state if you refuse you go to jail. Your choice.
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Just Lookin 🪙🦩
Just Lookin 🪙🦩@JustLookingMon·
@Thefactsdude I think Taneisha Thompson could've also been arrested for refusing to sign the ticket... But the officer may have given her a pass. If so, He was supposed to turn away on another arrestable offense, (Littering) just seconds later?? Loud, Erratic behavior is dangerous on roads.
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VillainVS
VillainVS@JAPversus·
@_cde That's just her last name lol
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VillainVS
VillainVS@JAPversus·
chapter 9 -sunshine
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Lorepaw@LorepawYT·
waste of space
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kovie ˖ . ݁𝜗𝜚. ݁₊
i still genuinely cannot imagine the thought process that goes into deciding to do this
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Ox King λ 悟
Ox King λ 悟@oxking·
imagine dub revy with a NYC accent
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